longhairbiker
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 12:42 PM |
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I just crossed the stateline from wisconsin to minnesota. 100 obama supporters waving signs. Wish I had a 20 foot finger.
I keep hearing about the acorns on the tv!!! What are they talking about???
...look up acorn gypsy. The net will tell you more about crooked obama and acorn than I have time to. |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 11:50 AM |
| Puts tp people tube up to ass and with great intestinal fortitude and tremendous calculated colon restraint pops off a round out of the biker ass canon. BOOMPPPFFFTTT!!! |
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longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 11:42 AM |
| Dear diarrhea, whips a turd at gypsys head and DOESN'T MISS. Bwaa ha ha ha! Hey! Left you a present inside each TP people tube. Took much creative ability to squeeze em off that size. I got spincter control up the ass. Bwa ha ha ha! |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: Scammers |
Tue 11/04/08 09:17 AM |
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The stuff they conned those scammers to do were awesome. Those ficticious russian bride pictures are also classic. Big obnoxious ugly woman holding up a sign saying "I'm a scamming whore".
Did they even know what the sign said????? Where is this site?????? I have got to see this!
...no she didn't know www.thescambaiter.com |
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longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07
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| Topic: Scammers |
Tue 11/04/08 09:11 AM |
| I never get any scammers. System set up to delete online financial predators, and scammers. I also have an SD card with a computer virus loaded on it. I get your URL and I will send your scamming ass a virus that will order your harddrive to spool up to 20000 rpms and melt destroying your computer. It will sound like a jet engine taking off before the wires melt and your screen goes blank. Bye bye scammer! |
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longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07
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Tue 11/04/08 08:50 AM |
| The stuff they conned those scammers to do were awesome. Those ficticious russian bride pictures are also classic. Big obnoxious ugly woman holding up a sign saying "I'm a scamming whore". |
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longhairbiker
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Tue 11/04/08 08:44 AM |
| I went to the scam baiters website. That one guy from africa that they scam baited into showing his penis was great. Even better when they convinced him that they could make his penis larger with their penis enlarger cream which was really not penis enlarger cream, but a mix of icy hot, tobasco pepper sauce, facial cream, and guiness beer. The pictures of him rubbing that flaming concoction on his whanker are classic. |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: ideas on how to view girls |
Tue 11/04/08 08:28 AM |
| Yeah testosterone talkers crack me up. 18 year old hormone driven assholes. Boy I miss being 18. "I've got a bigger penis than you"! "No! I do"! "No you don't! I've got a bigger penis"! "No! Mines bigger!" DUMB. |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: ideas on how to view girls |
Tue 11/04/08 08:08 AM |
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i think that if we all learn that girls are gifts from god and that we are lucky to even be in there presence. if most guys were to learn this and respect them more relationships would work more often.
i am a guy myself i believe this to be very true.
...girls are yucky. |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 01:46 AM |
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I did sneak some pictures. People flew into the site in aircraft. Everything contained in 5 hours. I'm pretty proud of myself. I represented my company in a grand fashion. I got back to the shop and held out a coffee cup and told my boss "I need a drink. Get out your brandy". He said "I'm afraid to drink!"
Your Boss is never afraid to drink!!!
...yeah it was that bad. |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 01:44 AM |
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It was an amazing mess. Boss told me I just had to show up and sit around and drive truck when needed. Yeah right. Came back head to toe grease with grease in my hair. Toxic waste on everything. I got lots of thank yous and all the big whigs business cards. I handled the cleanup extremely professionally. I wasn't the boss but incidentally ended up being the boss because of my experience, better judgement, and being able to think clearly and plan accordingly under pressure. Limited risks were taken and dangers minimized. But what a mess. No photos allowed at all. All top secret sh!t. That TSA clearance and all my badges made me look important. I signed for everything that magically appeared. Cranes, giant clam loaders, backhoes, bulldozers. The nextel push to talks and bluetooths were just busy today. Everybody wanting to be up to date on the situations.
You had toxic waste on you???? Dont you have to be showered with special stuff and ???? I dunno........disinfected??? 
...yeah I deconned. Almost an hour and a half in shower. Lead, mercury, zinc, chromium, chromate, and 36 other heavy metals. They kindof stay stable. You just don't wanna like eat the stuff. Or roll around in it. |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 01:39 AM |
| I did sneak some pictures. People flew into the site in aircraft. Everything contained in 5 hours. I'm pretty proud of myself. I represented my company in a grand fashion. I got back to the shop and held out a coffee cup and told my boss "I need a drink. Get out your brandy". He said "I'm afraid to drink!" |
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longhairbiker
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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120 |
Tue 11/04/08 01:30 AM |
| It was an amazing mess. Boss told me I just had to show up and sit around and drive truck when needed. Yeah right. Came back head to toe grease with grease in my hair. Toxic waste on everything. I got lots of thank yous and all the big whigs business cards. I handled the cleanup extremely professionally. I wasn't the boss but incidentally ended up being the boss because of my experience, better judgement, and being able to think clearly and plan accordingly under pressure. Limited risks were taken and dangers minimized. But what a mess. No photos allowed at all. All top secret sh!t. That TSA clearance and all my badges made me look important. I signed for everything that magically appeared. Cranes, giant clam loaders, backhoes, bulldozers. The nextel push to talks and bluetooths were just busy today. Everybody wanting to be up to date on the situations. |
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