UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 02:33 PM |
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 02:25 PM |
Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 02:14 PM |
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic. |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 02:12 PM |
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*ck off."
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 02:09 PM |
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Yo mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 02:02 PM |
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Yo Momma so ugly her makeup counter is at Sherwin Williams.
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America" |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:58 PM |
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Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Good one!
Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:53 PM |
| Yo mama's so poor, when as I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my wallet. |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:50 PM |
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Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Worthy!
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:48 PM |
| Yo mama is so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble. |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:46 PM |
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yo mama so studip she looked in a box of Cheerios and said "Look doughnut seeds."
Okay another good one!
Yo mama so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat that when she used to go to school she sat next to everybody! |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:37 PM |
| Your mama's so skinny that Ethiopian kids send her .50 a day! |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:34 PM |
| yo mommas sooo ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked! |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:28 PM |
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the b's good side!
Now That's Funny!
Your mama is so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat *ss out of the way!
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:23 PM |
| Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 8 and 9! |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:18 PM |
| Your mama is so fat she makes the Radio Station skip! |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:16 PM |
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YOUR MAMAS SO FAT THAT THE ***** NEEDS A TIMERS GUIDE TO FIND HER ASSHOLE
Now that's funny
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter!
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:13 PM |
| yo mama so stupid she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:09 PM |
Here's one for JSH
Your mama's so fat that she fell in Love and broke it! |
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UWannaBSpontaneous
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Fri 12/28/07 01:08 PM |
| Your mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says, "One at a time please!" |
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