jtip1977
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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| Topic: Skewed Exit Polling Results... |
Tue 11/04/08 11:49 AM |
| When I went to vote today, they were handing out lollipops to anyone voting for McCain ???? |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:12 PM |
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What can bring back the dead, make us cry, make us laugh, make us young, born in an instant, yet lasts a life time?
Memories?
Wow - You got it - I thought I was pretty good with a riddle or two!!! |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:11 PM |
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Leaves 
Nice - I like that one. |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:10 PM |
| What can bring back the dead, make us cry, make us laugh, make us young, born in an instant, yet lasts a life time? |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:09 PM |
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Nice!!!
That last one you posted has me scratching my head......
Want to know?
Yes......I'm giving myself a headache. haha |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:06 PM |
Nice!!!
That last one you posted has me scratching my head...... |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:03 PM |
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 03:02 PM |
I am not alive but I grow, I don't have lungs but I need air, I don't have a mouth but water kills me. What am I?
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:59 PM |
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Where may you find roads without cars, forests without trees, villages without houses?
A map!! Heard that one before. That's a good one |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:58 PM |
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Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder.
Dude - I know I am going to punch myself when you tell me, but I give up.....
A bridge.
I feel so frickin stupid now. Dammit |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:54 PM |
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a man lives on the 31st floor. he takes the elevator done to the ground floor.he goes to work. he comes home. he takes the elevator to the 20th floor. he walks the rest of the way. why/
I heard this one before, the man is a dwarf, he can't reach any buttons higher than 20. Although when I heard it, the highest floor button he could reach was 14 or something like that. |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:52 PM |
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Man walks over, man walks under, in times of war he burns asunder.
Dude - I know I am going to punch myself when you tell me, but I give up..... |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: your a idiot if... |
Mon 11/03/08 02:45 PM |
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"your a idiot"
Irony.
LMAO - took the words right out of my mouth
Wow you didnt indent, and you forgot to add a period.
so glad every one cares so much.
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jtip1977
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