jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:42 PM |
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You gonna put me out of my misery, jtip?
Centipede laying on it's back |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:42 PM |
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if want the answer it is catcher and umpire
No, I don't want the answer......... |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:39 PM |
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a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they?
Ouch......hmmm. This one is tough |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: your a idiot if... |
Mon 11/03/08 02:17 PM |
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"your a idiot"
Irony.
LMAO - took the words right out of my mouth |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:16 PM |
| A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it? |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:15 PM |
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What gets wet as it dries?
A towel |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:12 PM |
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the letter "s"
Wow. Fran - you turn me on |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:10 PM |
| I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun but I am never out of darkness. |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: riddles |
Mon 11/03/08 02:06 PM |
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What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
An umbrella |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: Bolting for the door. |
Mon 11/03/08 01:04 PM |
| That was your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a 14 year old. |
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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| Topic: ideas on how to view girls |
Mon 11/03/08 12:06 PM |
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i think that if we all learn that girls are gifts from god and that we are lucky to even be in there presence. if most guys were to learn this and respect them more relationships would work more often.
i am a guy myself i believe this to be very true.
Ahhh - you're one of those "nice" guys. |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: DAMN COWBOYS... did it again!!! |
Mon 11/03/08 09:34 AM |
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without Terrence Newman, or Roy Williams, or Pacman, or Jason Witten...
effin straight !
Effin NOPE |
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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jtip1977
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| Topic: Popcorn...revisited. - part 3 |
Thu 10/30/08 10:44 AM |
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maybe you need a hug {{{{{jtip}}}}}
that'll help you feel better 
Ahhh - and who might be giving me this hug???? |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: Popcorn...revisited. - part 3 |
Thu 10/30/08 10:42 AM |
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Where is the popcorn I haven't got any yet 
You know what's bad Mrtap? I just looked at your picture and suddenly felt sick to my stomach. I'm a Phillies fan and partied WAY too much last night. I can't even LOOK at a pic of beer or liquor. |
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jtip1977
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| Topic: big f'in deal |
Thu 10/30/08 08:36 AM |
Come on Duckie!!! You're in KOP. I'm sure they were partying all night there too!!!
I am still drunk from last night. And sitting at my desk at work now.
PHILLIES 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!! |
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