Duffy
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| Topic: tetanus shot/and viagra |
Mon 10/27/08 02:59 PM |
An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
>> >>> > from the couch then starts putting on his coat.His
>> >>> > wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks,
>> >>> > 'Where are you going?'
>> >>> > He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
>> >>> > She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
>> >>> > He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of
that
>> >>> > Viagra stuff.'
>> >>> > Immediately the wife starts working and positioning
>> >>> > Herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put
>> >>> > on her coat.
>> >>> > He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?
>> >>> > She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor,
too.'
>> >>> > He says,
>> >>> >
>> >>> > 'Why, what do you need?'
>> >>> > She says, 'If you're going to start using
that
rusty old thing, >> >>> > I'm getting a Tetanus
shot.'
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Duffy
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| Topic: Happy Holloweenies |
Sat 10/25/08 12:59 PM |
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several uncomfortable false alarms trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was just another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed and gathered up his soiled bed sheets -- and threw them out the hospital window!
An unsuspecting drunk was walking underneath that window, when those those sheets suddenly landed on him.
The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get these "unknown things" off -- and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
He stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets.
A hospital security guard had watched the whole incident and, barely containing his laughter, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?!"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: hedge hogs |
Wed 10/22/08 12:16 PM |
ie sonic...ie sonic what???
so how u catch um? |
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Duffy
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| Topic: hedge hogs |
Wed 10/22/08 12:13 PM |
did you read the story on yahoo where the czechs are setting up veterinary sites for hedge hogs?
personally i think they should declare them an emergency food source, forget the vet care and eat them. that would take care of that.
what do you think? no screaming and yelling. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Do I look gay? |
Wed 10/22/08 11:58 AM |
hey i would like to know if i look gay because the police thought so when i was helping a lesbian as a caregiver.... well she had some issues.
anyway, i am a pretty straight old lady for the record, so police if u r reading this get a grip. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Anyone Bipolar? |
Tue 10/21/08 10:56 AM |
my experience includes a daughter, x husband, his mother, father and sisters, all with the mental illness. then, i have a friend that i have gotten to know rather well with this issue....bipolar..
i could answer some questions or just refer you to the organization called NAMI that can give you information confidentially. that is the safest way to get all your questions answered by professionals. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Holy Hell! I have been proposed to!!!..never saw it coming! |
Tue 10/21/08 10:52 AM |
um i am an old lady, but my gut instinct says don't do this.since you had a long time apart, have a longer engagement together say like 5 years, before u go to China.
and learn to speak the language before you go. use that as your excuse,...u have to learn Chinese...first.
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Duffy
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| Topic: Airline Travelers Beware |
Tue 10/21/08 10:45 AM |
well my answer is this.
if she had of dressed herself up as an old lady, not a punk rocker, and said these things were gifts for the grandkids, she would have gotten through.....that is a believable story.
but to have play things, and look like a punk rocker, hoochie mama, no way. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: THANKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU MINGLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! |
Tue 10/14/08 01:23 PM |
hey rocker mom....wild turkey is safer than meth.
and it will put some hair on your chest, and other places.
besides it is not so hard on your teeth. however, it is kind of burning going down, and hard on the stomach, and it can make u cry, if u don't eat..... |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: london broil. |
Sat 10/11/08 01:07 PM |
well i guess that noone has any bbq recipes they want to share.
so the next night i made some vegetable soup cooked it on the bbq with garlic bread.
well, my guest was late, so i ate, and the dogs were hungry and they got some bbq soup on their alpo. and ya know what those suckers did? they tried to bury it. that is very insulting when your dogs bury your home cooked soup.
and guess what...later in the evening, i got a very good case of heartburn, so i fed the rest of the soup to the squirrels. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Beer (whats your favorite?) |
Sat 10/11/08 01:04 PM |
| actually beer makes u fat, and so i like bailey's n cream. well that makes u fat 2. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Who would you kiss on the Big screen if you could? dead or a |
Sat 10/11/08 12:29 PM |
say if i want to like the horse better which i always do, as i am horse person, then so be it.
well, so i was off by a few years. write me up for that 2. be sure to tell the site moderators i am lying.
he was involved in an accident i think....memory failing me.
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| Topic: london broil. |
Fri 10/10/08 03:40 PM |
| u stick london broil in your crock pot? |
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Duffy
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| Topic: london broil. |
Fri 10/10/08 03:32 PM |
groovey but i don't have a broiler cause the old stove ain't workin, and no au juice.
so we just did it bbq style..... |
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Duffy
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| Topic: THANKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU MINGLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! |
Fri 10/10/08 03:30 PM |
u been drinking again? rocker momma....
thank god it is not illegal to mail john holmes in the mail. cause it did arrive in ca. for my friend's bd, but it was kind of blurry. and she was so thankful her husband did not get it. she told me never 2 do that again. 
this is an old lady's trick. if u want to have some fun, pour yourself some wild turkey, and put your favorite porno on fast forward...going a 100 mph...after u swallow a glass of the turkey.
u will laugh like u never laughed before.
rum and croak works well 2. |
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