Duffy
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| Topic: london broil. |
Fri 10/10/08 03:20 PM |
okay i just cooked some london broil in my soup kitchen. actually it is my backyard bbq project with a homeless person.
this person brought me some steak. well i thought it was new york steak, but it was actually cosco london broil. so i hit it with my meat wonger a few times one way, then hit it another way...crossing over making kind of a plus with my wacks...and put salt into the wounds...to make it tender....letting it sit one hour.
then, i put it on the bbq with a hot fire, and the sections were about 4"x4", and let it cook for about one hour...um yummy. it was not bloody, but medium rare.
next day there was another big piece left, so it was turning color and smelling,...aging you might call it, and i washed it off, put some bbq sauce on it, cooked it with some chicken legs, and it was better than the night before.
bbq sauce is $4.00 a bottle here in wa state, and i was wondering if anyone has ever mixed catchup, mustard, and honey to make a sauce....
can you let me know some of your recipes? |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: Bad hair day |
Thu 10/09/08 12:37 PM |
Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These .
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am , regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!
There now, Feeling Better?
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: my wonger weapon. |
Mon 10/06/08 11:59 AM |
this is a true story as reported to linda..clerk for LCthrift store, a real place with real people, and real life events...
thanks so much. u made my day. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: apology |
Mon 10/06/08 11:42 AM |
i just wrote the story....how nice of you to ask.
the wonger is a furry dust buster that someone threw away. it kind of resembles the fur on a ferret.
i would suggest becoming a dumpster diver and u might find one. wonger's r special things.
read my story under "wonger weapon" in the poems and creative writing section.  |
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Duffy
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| Topic: my wonger weapon. |
Mon 10/06/08 11:36 AM |
it was a rainy morning and i was out for my usual walk early in the am heading to MCD's for a cup of java that makes your hair stand on end.
someone laid a dust buster on the garbage can on the sidewalk near the childcare place, so i picked it up...like a fairy waving her wand....
it had a furry section kind of feathery...well fake fur...with a piece of dowling stick for the handle. i marched on like cinderella's fairy...waving my treasure.
later i wandered into the local life center thift store, and they always try to sell me my own coffee cup that i carry, so i put the wand on top of my purse.
 then, i pulled it out for some reason, and the clerk said "what is that" and i explained it was my weapon. "your weapon" she said kind of hesitantly...and i explained that it was my special wonger, and when i hit her with it, she turned into a frog.
the black woman sitting on the chair next to the clerk...who was trying on shoes, thought for a moment and in a clear deep voice for all to hear, said "LET US PRAY". |
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Duffy
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| Topic: apology |
Mon 10/06/08 11:17 AM |
hey listen ya all, i am trying to become a writer now since all this happened...
i wrote a piece called DEAD BIRDIES...and i want you to read it, and critique it....i don't know where it landed...maybe "poems, and creative writing" section.
i would not mind if you hacked and slashed on that just so we change the subject. the story really happened.
i have been punished and humiliated enough. i have learned my lesson. and i am remorseful.
i have another story about being in a thrift store, and carrying my wonger which is my weapon...and i will write about that later...maybe today or tomorrow.
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Duffy
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| Topic: CHIPPENDALE'S 2009-10 CALENDAR, MINGLE2 STYLE |
Sun 10/05/08 04:48 PM |
what the help does woot woot mean?
and they let u post chippendales when they get on me for saying my piece about white trash?
um what is wrong with this picture?
dont' get me wrong...i think we need more nude bodies on the screen dancing with nothing on.  |
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Duffy
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| Topic: apology |
Sun 10/05/08 04:08 PM |
say thank u genius boy for your kind thoughts.
i decided to hit u up however you did not post your phone number. so how can i call you?
the one thing about being in deep kimshee with the puptarts was that i got a date offer from a monkey with orange hair that was holding on to his mother, and it was signed by the devil.
could you explain that to me? |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Who would you kiss on the Big screen if you could? dead or a |
Sat 10/04/08 04:08 PM |
well i hope this is interpreted correctly.
i am going to kiss OJ Simpson goodbye for what he did....and off to jail he goes.
he will not get to see his kids graduate from college now that he got them through it but paid very little of the 33 million dollar civil lawsuit for being responsible for the deaths of 2 people for a DV issue back a few years in LA.
and only god knows for sure but the Las Vegas jury...thinks they know for real. and that is how that story goes.
what do the rest of you think.....and no screaming, yelling, or name calling....because it is against forum rules...
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Duffy
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| Topic: apology |
Sat 10/04/08 03:38 PM |
um well the flap was over me doing some name calling to some of the younger set who called me an OP which I thought was an old person, or old pervert, not original poster. so i fired back, got 2 warnings from middle management, then the big guns took over because i did not show any remorse.
actually, i have not read the forum rules closely enough, and must review those before i comment further. i am remorseful now.
then, i picked on a topic where there were large numbers of something, and they were doing something, so i commented on that.
i think it is safer to talk about sex, drugs or politics rather than what you see on msn.
and one final comment..... the power of the typed word. be careful what you type. your words follow your behind, and they go in front of you. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: apology |
Fri 10/03/08 11:05 AM |
well some folks on this site got mad because i said a few things that were construed as out of line.
my apologies. duffy |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: globalization |
Tue 09/30/08 11:20 AM |
Finally,
a definition of globalization that I
can understand and to which I
now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles;
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
an
American,
using
Bill Gates's technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
lorry-drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .
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That, my friends,
is Globalization!
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Duffy
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| Topic: so what side of the fence r u on? pt 1. |
Mon 09/29/08 10:59 AM |
okay i don't have the rest of my life so i am going to post part 2 today and be done with it.
if your resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council, and 6 years as the mayor of a town of 7k people, 2 years as governor of a state of 650k people, you're qualified to be heartbeat away from the presidency..
if you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 daughters all within the protestant churches, you're not a real christian>>>
if you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, left your ill wife, and married the heiress the next month because she had plenty of money(repeat), then you are a christian? well, a rich one???
if you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education including the use of birth control, you erode the fiber of the American society?? what????
if you staunchly advocate abstinence-only education(and i advocate this as there are too many out there ficking), while your teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're responsible...or blind one of the two.
if your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, you don't represent America's family values..where did this come from.
if your husband is called 'First Dude", has a DWI conviction, didn't register to vote until 25, was a member of a group that advocated secession of Alaska from the USA, yours is the quintessential American family....
and finally, if you're famous for your quick temper, you're the one to have=2 0 your finger on the red nuclear button....
source quoted from friend Harpie...an old geezer at Mcd's. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: so what side of the fence r u on? pt 1. |
Mon 09/29/08 10:21 AM |
if you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic' and 'different'.
grow up in Alaska, eating moose burgers, and you're an American story.
if your name is Barack, you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim....
name your kids Willow, Trig, and Track, and ?you're a maverick.
graduate from Harvard Law School and you are unstable????
attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, then you're well-grounded. (my x husband did this)
if you spend 3 years as a community organizer, become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review, help register 150k new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional law professor, 9 years as a State Senator of a district of 750k people, chair the State Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the US Senate representing a state of 13 million people, sponsor 131 bills and serve on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works, and Venteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience. (I beg to differ on this on). there is more tomorrow...pt 2.  |
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Duffy
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| Topic: Who would you kiss on the Big screen if you could? dead or a |
Sat 09/27/08 10:16 AM |
who would i like to have kissed on the big screen? why ELVIS PRESLEY of course.
let me tell you how it went.
i was 16, and went to see BLUE HAWAII. on the big screen, was the man himself, bigger than live.
what a hunka burning love. excuse me. but that is what this guy was. he must have been about 25, gorgeous, and in very good shape. well those tight pants told me that.
i sat there watching him run around on the big screen, and all of a sudden those hormones which were just starting to buzz, starting buzzing big time. i was in love cause the guy looked pretty damn good.
later when i went home, my mother said "what's wrong with you"? as she could tell something was bothering me. well, it wasn't my allergies. |
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