Duffy
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| Topic: Sadly I'll miss this man. |
Sat 09/27/08 10:11 AM |
well i read the bio of paul newman, and this is what i think. he never did anything illicit, immoral or illegal. how can that be?
and his salad dressing? i would never be caught eating that, and well one day, i had a taste. pretty fine stuff.
my hats off to a fine actor.
another one bites the dust. |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: Fully Body Pics! |
Thu 09/25/08 10:23 AM |
say i want you all to know that i, duffy, have the perfect body.
 wouldn't ya all like to c it?
however, it is in the trunk of my car, and beginning to smell. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: dead birdie |
Thu 09/25/08 10:15 AM |
well as u can c, i am trying my hand at writing.
2 facts i left out are as follows, and they r very important to the story...of
DEAD BIRDIE....
the birdie must have been drinking....well i am guessing, because he flew into a plate glass window at ACE Hardware, and he knocked himself cuckoo. unconscious is a better word. thus, tits up when i came upon him.....u read the rest...however,,,,,,
then, while i was hunting around Mcd's parking lot for something to put the birdie in, my friend, John A. saw me, and yelled Duffy, what r u doing out in the parking lot..... i explained, and he looked at me funny, then said, well i knew you were looney, but u aren't dangerous, and i had to laugh....not yet at least. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: dead birdie |
Wed 09/24/08 10:29 AM |
it was an early morning when i was on my way to mcd's for coffee.....and there it was, a dead bird tits up with feet in the air. i looked away, then looked again, and it was on it's side breathing deep birdie breaths. it looked grim,so i walked away with heavy heart, and went for a cup of java. but i could not forget the beautiful russian blue colored fellow with the spotted breast. i came back, and mr. birdie was sitting up. u see the crows were about to attack him, and he was not going to give it up. so i did what any rescue person would do, i went back to mcd's and STOLE some of their napkins, as i walked around the parking lot looking for something to put birdie in. no avail. so i wrapped him tightly in a napkin and he looked like a russian with a scarf around his head, and i said in a low voice we were going to a far off place. he seemed to understand and chirped nothing. so i crossed the road to ALLSTATE INSURANCE where there were laurels i could hide him under. gently, i placed him on the napkin saying my goodbyes because i knew it would not be long....well that was because a cat lived across the street. but what was the choice...leave him to the crows or the cats. take your pick..
an hour passed, and i had to go back to see the dead bird. for surely it had happened by now. much to my surprise, mr. birdie heard me coming. he jumped off his napkin and FLEW to a low tree limb where he looked at this stranger who invaded his space. i smiled. |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: Secret Mingle Crushes |
Sun 09/21/08 01:32 PM |
| hey there was this guy on Mingle2.com, and i said he was a hunka burning love and they pulled the post. that was a compliment. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: I'm 30 & she is 18 |
Sun 09/21/08 01:28 PM |
hey is he talking about a wrinkled old croney like me?
well he is way out of live. some of my junk is wrinkled, but i ain't an old croney. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: I'm 30 & she is 18 |
Sat 09/20/08 03:10 PM |
| okay well let us put it another way. when an 18 year old getst to be 20, 30 year old gets to be 32, and when 20 year old gets to be 22, 32 year old gets to be 34, and so on. age and youth catch up with each other, but how only god knows. |
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Duffy
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| Topic: I'm 30 & she is 18 |
Sat 09/20/08 02:42 PM |
um this is what i think and u may throw rotten bananas at your computer screen. but get real.
the guy is 30 and the girl is 18.
what if it were the girl were 30 and the guy 18?
this young woman needs to get out and do things that an 18 year old would do...not travel around with a 30 year old....until she gets more experience under her belt....well over the belt..
when i was 16 years old, an 24 year old bus driver had the hots for me. oh god when my father found out after this guy called the house. it stopped pdq. i don't remember what my father said, but well it was over before it began.
i am going to think all the above advice over and comment more tomorrow after i sleep on this. |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: Any Ladies want to go on a cruise paid for? |
Thu 09/18/08 05:30 PM |
i do not believe brits say shagging is having sex.
well benny hill did not call it that from what i remember...
so u want someone to boink with you or what? well i guess that would pay for the cruise right>? |
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Duffy
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| Topic: New girl on the block |
Wed 09/17/08 11:03 AM |
well all u who provided information, you will be shocked to know that in DUBAI, they block Mingle2.com.....whoo hoooooo
so i fixed my little friend up with one of my students who is just enchanted.
how lovely.
now if there is a wedding, i will invite all of you because i think you would all love to come. and they will name their first kid, Mingle2. |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: Ratz |
Sat 09/13/08 10:14 AM |
well it will take some time.
first i have to find a anna nicole pitbull pump up bra as they r rare now, then i have to figure if it is a front loader or back loader, then wiggle into it, while positioning my cell phone, t mobile samsung special, that periodically malfunctions, at those babies, and shoot. then, i am not sure if Mingle 2 will let me expose them on the air. oh then, i need instructions on how to upload those puppies.
hummmm so give me some time this might take a while. |
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Duffy
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Duffy
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| Topic: New girl on the block |
Wed 09/10/08 12:54 PM |
| okay i will pass all that information on. thank you so much... everyone for your reply. |
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