kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:53 PM |
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Yeah man, the voices, man.....not too cool sometimes, man....always telling me that Elvis was sucked up into a UFO, man....
I did the toilets last week, man, with that green mop that was growing in your room, man....
WHAT!!!!!!! THAT WAS NOT A GREEN MOP!! THAT WAS NEXT MONTHS RENT!!!!! |
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:48 PM |
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I would Make my Friend legal for all to smoke, they will be marketed has marlboro Happy 100's
Far out, man....
Hey man, you aren't going to like......legalize Ajax, are ya man????
That stuff REALLY messed me up that one time, man....
Hey wait, man...Only I can legalize Ajax, man.....no way man.....
Ajax is already legal man, you should know, you buy it all the time and stash it....
Hey man...you stole my stash bowl, man.....
Remember Strawberry, man? Don't look at his face, man....
I didn't steal your stash, you left it in my room.....
Strawberry? No one wants to look at his face....
You said you liked his face man, but that was after you smoked my bowl, man.....
You are like the government, man....feeding us a bunch of lies man....ITS A CONSPIRACY, man.....
Man, you need to finish cleaning the toilet with the Ajax.....
what are you talking about, I was laughing at his face man.... And that is not me telling you the lies, that is that voice in your head again... |
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:41 PM |
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I would Make my Friend legal for all to smoke, they will be marketed has marlboro Happy 100's
Far out, man....
Hey man, you aren't going to like......legalize Ajax, are ya man????
That stuff REALLY messed me up that one time, man....
Hey wait, man...Only I can legalize Ajax, man.....no way man.....
Ajax is already legal man, you should know, you buy it all the time and stash it....
Hey man...you stole my stash bowl, man.....
Remember Strawberry, man? Don't look at his face, man....
I didn't steal your stash, you left it in my room.....
Strawberry? No one wants to look at his face.... |
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kerbear73
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| Topic: Bond, James Bond |
Mon 11/03/08 09:39 PM |
| XXX out of the Spy who loved me, barbara bach, now that is a babe... |
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kerbear73
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| Topic: In light of the Presidential election... |
Mon 11/03/08 09:38 PM |
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I would Make my Friend legal for all to smoke, they will be marketed has marlboro Happy 100's
Far out, man....
Hey man, you aren't going to like......legalize Ajax, are ya man????
That stuff REALLY messed me up that one time, man....
Hey wait, man...Only I can legalize Ajax, man.....no way man.....
Ajax is already legal man, you should know, you buy it all the time and stash it.... |
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kerbear73
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:33 PM |
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all of em
I just dig the character
Just think of the Gadgets that Q could have been inventing for moneypenny to test |
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:31 PM |
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Moneypenny
Which moneypenny? the First one or the later ones..... |
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:27 PM |
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I dunno, I always like Maryam d'Abo.... |
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kerbear73
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| Topic: In light of the Presidential election... |
Mon 11/03/08 09:22 PM |
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TOMMY CHONG FOR PRESIDENT .... yeah man!
Did somebody say my name man???
Yeah mannn, I'm voting for you for President, I better get some free nachos out of this man!
What about me? I can be like Vice President.. |
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:10 PM |
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you didnt even mention christmas jones..
sheeshe!!!
I forgot about her....
Christmas jones |
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:09 PM |
There is a james bond banner on my james bond thread....
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kerbear73
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Mon 11/03/08 09:06 PM |
In celebration to the new James Bond Movie, here are the Bond babes I would like to boink!!!
Maryam d'Abo in the living daylights.
Jane Seymour in Live and let die
Dr Goodhead in moonraker
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kerbear73
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kerbear73
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| Topic: Two Old Ladies and the Beach |
Sat 10/25/08 12:51 PM |
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over except one part and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, "There really is no justice in this world."
The other little old lady says, "What do you mean?"
The first little old lady says, "Look at that."
"When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it."
"When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it."
"When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 40 years old, I asked for it."
"When I was 50 years old, I paid for it."
"When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild!!" |
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kerbear73
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| Topic: Woman Attacked At ATM |
Fri 10/24/08 08:23 AM |
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hee hee
I have this mental image of a crowd of zombies chanting "oh-bah-mah, oh-bah-mah"
That would be horrible, But you can experience that for real in San Fransissyco.... There are a lot of Obamatards there...
your racism and bigotry really shine thru.
There is nothing racism about what I said... |
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kerbear73
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| Topic: Woman Attacked At ATM |
Thu 10/23/08 05:42 PM |
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hee hee
I have this mental image of a crowd of zombies chanting "oh-bah-mah, oh-bah-mah"
That would be horrible, But you can experience that for real in San Fransissyco.... There are a lot of Obamatards there... |
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kerbear73
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Thu 10/23/08 05:39 PM |
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"Richard said the robber took $60 from the woman, then became angry when he saw a McCain bumper sticker on the victim's car. The attacker then punched and kicked the victim, before using the knife to scratch the letter "B" into her face, Richard said."
This part doesn't make sense for the "robber" (in my mind much worse than robber would be the name) but if the McCain sticker is what made him mad why not mark her with something opposite to McCain, why a "B" anyway???  
Did the "robber" say he beat her more for the bumper sticker? Is that how they know that?
Being a victim of violent crime myself, I would not "know" that someone "looked" at the bumper sticker and kicked me somemore. So how did she know that? Was she making an assumption?
It just doesn't make any sense put that way. Now if he said something about it why didn't they include that into the story?
Obama did say to get in our faces....... Maybe he just misunderstood the messiahs message.... and wanted to redistribute the wealth..... |
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