Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
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| Topic: Sorry Raiders |
Sun 10/05/08 08:59 PM |
LOL how sad, the Bills got crushed today by the Cardinals of all teams. Looks like they were all hot air. Downhill from here. 4-12 season here we come. LOL
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Bardicverse
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
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| Topic: Name |
Mon 09/29/08 01:13 PM |
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1. Become a vampire
2. Become a cyborg
3. Be the first vampire cyborg to take over the world.
Holding my neck....and you have fun with that darling. Just stay away from my neck...tyvm....
Just got done with the Twilight Series of Books....you would love it Mr. Cyborg Vampire.
Excellent. What? You don't wish to be bitten by a cyborg vampire? You could be the first!
except love if you sucked my blood it would kill you instantly.......
Thats where the cyborg part would take over. titanium stomach. mwhahaha. FYI, if your blood is that nasty, you might want to cut back on the White Castle. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Favorite Cartoon Characters |
Mon 09/29/08 01:11 PM |
| A few linger from when I was a kid, like the Cubbi (Gummi Bears) , Peter Pan, Kit Cloudkicker (Tale Spin)...more recent ones Number 4 from Kids Next Door and of course the cast of Family Guy |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Name |
Mon 09/29/08 10:51 AM |
QUOTE:
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1. Become a vampire
2. Become a cyborg
3. Be the first vampire cyborg to take over the world.
Holding my neck....and you have fun with that darling. Just stay away from my neck...tyvm....
Just got done with the Twilight Series of Books....you would love it Mr. Cyborg Vampire.
Excellent. What? You don't wish to be bitten by a cyborg vampire? You could be the first! |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: The I always crew |
Mon 09/29/08 08:30 AM |
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I prefer to stab the eye with a used taco bell spork, but your wish is my command Mr. President.
CLose enough. As long as it is clearly removed to insert the maggots. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
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| Topic: The I always crew |
Mon 09/29/08 07:29 AM |
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yah, I hate the " I always" stuff. People should be drastically punished when they are caught NOT doing what they "always" do. Like a butterknife lodged between the two front teeth and pried back and forth really really hard.
Kinda reminds me of Brainy Smurf for some reason "Papa Smurf always says..."
For some strange reason... I kinda like your thought process here... 
Vote for me when I run for president in 2012. haha
can I be your secretary of defense? I like the butterknife in the teeth idea.
Sure thing, but you'll have to be really good at removing eyeballs with a spork. Its a requirement for the position. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
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| Topic: The I always crew |
Mon 09/29/08 07:11 AM |
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yah, I hate the " I always" stuff. People should be drastically punished when they are caught NOT doing what they "always" do. Like a butterknife lodged between the two front teeth and pried back and forth really really hard.
Kinda reminds me of Brainy Smurf for some reason "Papa Smurf always says..."
For some strange reason... I kinda like your thought process here...
Vote for me when I run for president in 2012. haha |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Name |
Mon 09/29/08 07:09 AM |
1. Become a vampire
2. Become a cyborg
3. Be the first vampire cyborg to take over the world. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
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| Topic: the mind is a terrible thing to taste |
Mon 09/29/08 07:07 AM |
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Zombies. Yeah Zombies are ok as long as the follow classic rules - no running allowed. Running zombies are scary.
I agree totally...running zombies would definately have this fat chick for dinner..hahaha
Don't you know the classic rule when you cant outrun someone or something? Start running, let them chase, then time it right so that you quickly turn around and punch them in the face. the impact of their running speed and you throwing a fist will likely take their head off. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: The I always crew |
Mon 09/29/08 07:05 AM |
yah, I hate the " I always" stuff. People should be drastically punished when they are caught NOT doing what they "always" do. Like a butterknife lodged between the two front teeth and pried back and forth really really hard.
Kinda reminds me of Brainy Smurf for some reason "Papa Smurf always says..." |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: the mind is a terrible thing to taste |
Mon 09/29/08 07:01 AM |
I know ghosts exist, lived with one for a while.
Aliens, sure. I always hear news reports of illegal ones.
Zombies. Yeah Zombies are ok as long as the follow classic rules - no running allowed. Running zombies are scary.
Love is a misinterpreted word for the term "How would you like your eyes roasted on a skewer and eaten?"
True love is a myth, just like an honest politician. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: OMG! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME???? |
Mon 09/29/08 06:55 AM |
Ah but its an abbreviated weekend tomorrow!
Thanks for Jewish people giving me a day off so they can celebrate their holiday. =)
weekend, work a day, day off, 3 days of work, weekend. I can do that. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Dismantled my profile |
Sun 09/28/08 09:11 PM |
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im tired
whats your excuse??
ummm... the dog ate the nerd I hired to do my homework? |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Dismantled my profile |
Sun 09/28/08 09:07 PM |
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 dude that was cheesy 
But you laughed all the same, so is that marring my character or yours? |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
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| Topic: Dismantled my profile |
Sun 09/28/08 09:00 PM |
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 wanna get married? 
Haha. Its funny because I read what you wrote, and my mind translates it to "Wanna stick your leg in a bear trap?" *smirk*
BTW, more of the darkness on myspace.com/distant2nd - my band page.
@Quiet - Its from years of swimming in New York City beaches.... that and the sheen toxic glow.
thats okay i'll still love you with one foot
Yeah, most women would love a foot. *gasps and looks around* Who said that? |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Dismantled my profile |
Sun 09/28/08 08:53 PM |
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toxic sheena? I know her
I heard she does a mean pole dance. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Dismantled my profile |
Sun 09/28/08 08:49 PM |
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wanna get married?
Haha. Its funny because I read what you wrote, and my mind translates it to "Wanna stick your leg in a bear trap?" *smirk*
BTW, more of the darkness on myspace.com/distant2nd - my band page.
@Quiet - Its from years of swimming in New York City beaches.... that and the sheen toxic glow. |
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Bardicverse
Joined Fri 01/04/08
Posts: 172
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| Topic: Dismantled my profile |
Sun 09/28/08 08:44 PM |
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what happened to those missing fingers?
It was 'nam man... wait. I wasnt born then. Or something. |
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