boredinaz06
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| Topic: Stop Looking At My Boobs! |
Tue 11/04/08 02:58 PM |
B B'S Glorious BB'S
I Mailed in My Ballot so I'll Squander Away the Rest of the Day on this Thread!!! |
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boredinaz06
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: You Know You're in ARIZONA When.... |
Tue 11/04/08 09:17 AM |
-You think Taco Bell is the local phone company.
-You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
-You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
-You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
-You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.
-You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because your steering wheel is so hot.
-You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
-The best parking is determined by shade -- not distance.
-You realize that 'Valley Fever' isn't a disco dance.
-You can make sun tea instantly.
-Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
-It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are totally empty of both cars and people.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-Sunscreen is sold year round and kept right at the checkout counter.
-You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
-Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them.
-Worse, some fools actually try to jog.
-You can correctly pronounce Saguaro, Tempe, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon Rim, and Cholla.
-You can understand the reason for a town named 'Why'.
-You can fry an egg on the hood of a car in the morning.
-You know hot air balloons can't rise in the summer because the air temperature is hotter than the air inside the balloon.
-No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
-You see two trees fighting over a dog.
-You can say 'Hohokam' and people don't think you're laughing funny.
-You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.
-You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.
-You hear people say 'but it's a dry heat!'
-You buy salsa by the gallon.
-All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October -- but clear out come the end of April.
-You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
-You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
-Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
-Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
-Most homes have more firearms than people.
-Kids ask, 'What's a mosquito?'
-People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
-You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you're wearing shorts.
-If you haven't worked for Motorola or Raytheon at some time, you must be a newcomer.
- You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
-You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
-You take rain dances seriously.
-When a rainy day puts you in a good mood.
-When you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place -- even in the dead of winter.
-You feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
-You 'hug' a cactus only once in your lifetime.
-When you have to look up 'mass transit' in the dictionary.
-A hundred and ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway.
-You wear a bola tie.
-Petrified doesn't mean scared.
-The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
-You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
-You would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
-You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
-You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from ARIZONA. |
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: Coulter Pwned! |
Mon 11/03/08 07:04 PM |
QUOTE:
Ann Coulter is a man.
She's Hot for a Man!!! |
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boredinaz06
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: Church and Drinking |
Mon 11/03/08 01:26 PM |
A hillbilly, who is visiting Arizona from West Virginia, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the hillbilly, 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'
The hillbilly replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Oregon, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in West Virginia, we promised that we'd drink this way to
Remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.'
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The hillbilly becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'
The hillbilly looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
'Oh, no, everybody's just fine,' he explains, 'It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.'
'Hasn't affected my brothers though.' |
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boredinaz06
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: VOTE!! |
Mon 11/03/08 09:20 AM |
I Wonder if Obama Wins, if He'll Have MR. Khalidi, Muck Muck Iditarod and Hugo "I'm a Donkey" Chavez at His Victory Dinner? Maybe Since his Church Gave Farrakhan an Achievement Award Maybe He'll Invite Him as Well. |
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: Rasmussen polls accurately predicted the 2004 election |
Mon 11/03/08 09:15 AM |
Polls Don't really Mean anything, regardless of whether or not it was Right Once! Pollers only ask a few People and that does not represent the mass of voters. I have never been polled for an election in my Life, Tomorrow will tell the truth! |
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: Do you talk to.... |
Sun 11/02/08 08:54 PM |
I Have Some Hellacious Arguments with Myself! Cussin' throwin things at Me. Sometimes I Can be a real SOB! |
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boredinaz06
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: The worst time of the yr.... |
Sun 11/02/08 08:51 PM |
QUOTE:
I love the wet, rainy, cold, short days. 
Me Too i live for this Time of year <<<Hot Chocolate |
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boredinaz06
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boredinaz06
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| Topic: Chiefs vs Bucs |
Sun 11/02/08 07:51 PM |
Oh When they Played @ Sun Devil Stadium You Had to Pay! this is Something Glendale Added to the Bid to get the Stadium. the Parking lot is about 150 acres or so, so there's plenty of tailgaitin room |
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