Gita36
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| Topic: "9 WORDS WOMEN USE |
Sat 06/14/08 07:40 AM |
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"9 WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
A couple of words of warning..............
Number 1. NEVER ever post a toughie like this when you're sort of new to a forum of women who are trained Amazon warriors
Number 2. Pack up and leave town ( for your own safety's sake)
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 07:38 AM |
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 cancarian69 someone took your underwear  . I got some boxers you can put on sister.
 I have some shorts... 
cancarian must have met my ex he stole all my underwear (creep) so I fired him. |
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 07:31 AM |
uh two!
Crud three! |
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Gita36
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| Topic: "9 WORDS WOMEN USE |
Sat 06/14/08 07:25 AM |
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cancarian69 someone took your underwear . I got some boxers you can put on sister. |
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Gita36
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Gita36
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM |
Who let you look at the official manual!
That stuff is a secret, now i'm gonna have to change the darn thing again!!! |
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Gita36
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Gita36
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:47 AM |
Someone is a little (out of sorts)!!!!
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:42 AM |
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I'm going wilderness today! I'm gonna go hunt up some Jerusalem Artichokes. 
ooooh.. artichokes...yummy... 
Yeah I likem too!
I stuff mine with breadcrumbs, romano & parmasean cheeses & italian spices and steam them or with crushed pecans, romano & parmasean cheeses & italian spices with a little bit of whole wheat bread crumbs and always with olive oil.....yummy..
I may have to go get some today..
I stuff mine with fried shrimp and put a dill sauce on them!
mmmmmmmmmmm
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:39 AM |
Oh my Gawd! He must have done something so bad lmao, thats funny!
Girl in Prison Now: I'll teach his a$$ to cheat @#$%# here's a big R for (((((((((ReCheater)))))))))).
ROTFLMAO |
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:35 AM |
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I'm going wilderness today! I'm gonna go hunt up some Jerusalem Artichokes.
ooooh.. artichokes...yummy...
Yeah I likem too!
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:34 AM |
I mean really! What a wussy this guy is.
Please! He could've branded a big L somewhere to.
(((((((LOOSER))))))) |
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:30 AM |
I'm going wilderness today! I'm gonna go hunt up some Jerusalem Artichokes. |
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Gita36
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Sat 06/14/08 06:28 AM |
Wow! What would have happened if he got a tattoo with her name in it and they broke up (the electric chair?) |
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Gita36
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| Topic: everyone........ |
Sat 06/14/08 05:49 AM |
<------------------ Talks to people in her sleep! Loudly
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