CircuitRider
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| Topic: A peek inside World Politics and Government BUREAUCRACY |
Tue 11/04/08 11:32 AM |
DEMOCRAT
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get 2 quarts. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks she's French, other times she's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: URGENT VOTING NEWSBREAK....!!!! |
Tue 11/04/08 09:11 AM |
This thing has been going around since before I started voting in 1953.
Sometimes it's Democrats, Sometimes it's Republicans..
Never met anyone who believed it ....
Besides, I am a Democrat who chose to vote for McCain/Palin.... |
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: URGENT VOTING NEWSBREAK....!!!! |
Tue 11/04/08 09:02 AM |
Due to the long lines at the POLLS, all OBAMA SUPPORTERS should vote on WEDNSDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH.
This will cut down considerably on waiting time.
Please pass this on to all your Friends.
Your co-operation in this matter would be greatly appreciated.
*This message is approved by:
JOHN McCAIN, Sarah Palin, The RNC and Me…
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: Spreading the wealth...the Palin way! |
Thu 10/30/08 01:40 PM |
I say "Yea for Gov. Palin and the people of Alaska"....
Foreign Oil companies have been collecting Our Oil from the Gulf of Mexico for years, Royalty -Free.. |
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: Please pdrove that 'god' exists. |
Tue 10/28/08 11:04 AM |
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you can pick it all apart..and analyze it till you are blue in the face.....you can ask God for proof. (although i would never dare)
or you can close your eyes and feel him at your side.
Very good ...!!! |
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: Please don't let me get bored ever again!!! |
Fri 10/24/08 12:37 PM |
Padre hears voices, as in a party.... The door's open, so He hops right up on the porch, peeks in Marie's front door.... Hi....
  ...To Marie....
Then turns, and runs like the 
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: Hey all you minglers!!! ;) |
Wed 10/22/08 05:45 PM |
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Hey Bro Jeff..... How's things up Nawth...?
hey padre!!! Things goin okay... How are you tonight??? Hope things are going well for you....I worry about you sometimes and always pray that you're okay...
Been down in bed pretty much foe several days with my back, but doin' great now...
It comes and goes... (The pain)... Just can't take anything for it... |
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: Hot Chocolate anyone? |
Wed 10/22/08 08:24 AM |
50 at Sunrise in NE MS
77 supposed to be the high today
60 and chance of rain the next two days
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: Ding Dong the Post are dead |
Tue 10/21/08 06:11 AM |
YAY....
We don't HAVE to read that junk, but by the same token, we don't need filth like that on these boards. 
 Too many people here give too much  Love and Support to have that around....
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: green dot prepaid visa card |
Sat 10/18/08 10:39 AM |
Works the same as My Bank Debit Card.... It is a MasterCard.... if I go over the amount I have in the bank, they pay it, then charge me $35.00 for each transaction that goes over... SO, in theory, I can have $0.99 in the bank, buy something that cost's $1.00 and will have to pay them $35.01 ...
There is no fee for me using the card, nor is there a maintenance fee.... |
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CircuitRider
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| Topic: DELETE ME ENTIRELY |
Fri 10/17/08 09:07 AM |
  ...?
You can't "Un-Addict" yourself From "Mingle2"...
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CircuitRider
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