Kay1605
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| Topic: under wear |
Sun 09/03/06 12:04 PM |
OMG ROFL I wasnt expecting that!! you really wear that kind of
underwear? haha! |
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Kay1605
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Regarding no photos and short profiles |
Sun 09/03/06 12:02 PM |
you should have a pic, its nice to put a face to the name, i dont
believe a photo can make you findable. But if you dont no biggie. buts
if your on here looking for a date you should have one. |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Money No option? |
Sun 09/03/06 12:01 PM |
| how sweet! what a great grandson!! |
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Kay1605
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Kay1605
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| Topic: under wear |
Sun 09/03/06 11:59 AM |
| post it steve! post it! lol! |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Babies! |
Sun 09/03/06 11:58 AM |
| how many would all of you like to have someday if any? |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Money No option? |
Sun 09/03/06 11:58 AM |
| what would you do if you had one day with unlimited amounts of money? |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Secret relationships? |
Sun 09/03/06 11:56 AM |
anyone ever been in a relationship you were embarrased of? wether it was
their personality, manners, looks? but you just didnt want to be seen
with them, but you loved them? |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Your own Dr. Mcdreamy? |
Sun 09/03/06 11:53 AM |
whos who favorite celebrity that if you could have ONE night with who
would it be?
Mine would be Justin Timberlake!! OMG i love him, you dont wanna know
what id do to him! |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Dr. McDreamy? |
Sun 09/03/06 11:52 AM |
| anyone watch greys anatomy? |
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Kay1605
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Kay1605
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| Topic: whats cooking? |
Sun 09/03/06 11:49 AM |
LOVE HIM! Rachel ray is awesome too! you think i would learn something
from all these cooking shows, but i still suck at it! |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: can online dating lead to a happy realationship |
Sun 09/03/06 11:48 AM |
yes i do have the love of my life, well loves (my daughter and hubby)
Anything is worth a shot, but like i said if i were single not for me
you dont know who your actually talking to. |
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Kay1605
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| Topic: Nice guys finish last. |
Sun 09/03/06 11:47 AM |
cant say i have but i know the sweeter a guy is the more turned off i
am? weird i like a challenge. thats how i got my dh! |
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Kay1605
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Kay1605
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| Topic: funny jokes |
Sun 09/03/06 11:45 AM |
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman
doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a
week later.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
A. Love doesn't last forever.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report
it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
A. ET phoned home.
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old
woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man
dreams of dating them.
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
A. He's smoking a cigarette.
Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A. Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
A. Deer balls, there under a buck.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take
one finger to get off!
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes. |
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