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01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Well, it's sort of in a state of flux....
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02) What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be an astronaut or a baseball player or a writer....
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03) What talent do you wish you had?
Right now, I wish I could fix computers.
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04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Vanilla Pepsi, if it still existed. No alcohol, ever.
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05) Favorite vegetable?
Corn or potatoes....
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06) What was the last book you read?
"The Ascent of Mind" by William H. Calvin.
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07) What zodiac sign are you?
Virgo.
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08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
None. And never will be.
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09) Worst Habit?
Really short attention span.
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10) What is your favorite sport?
Hockey and baseball.
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11) Do you have a Pessemistic or Optimistic attitude?
Pessimistic if it has anything to do with other people. I'm relatively optimistic about the potential for birds to evolve into something really impressive sometime in the next 4 million years or so.
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12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with the person above you?
Given the turnover rate on these postings, I'm reluctant to make any such statements -- might end up in an elevator with the wrong person....!
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13) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Marriage, or getting hit by a car. Sort of a tossup.
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14) Tell us one weird fact about you.
I can't cook. At all. I am legally barred from being within 500 feet of a stove in 22 states and Puerto Rico.
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15) Do you have any pets?
Not at the moment.
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16) What is your first impression of the person above you?
See my answer to #12 above.
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17) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
They're OK. Maybe a little passe, at this point. I'd prefer cheerleaders or something.
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18) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would like to lose a few pounds....
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19) Would you be the crime partner or conscience of the person above you?
I don't really see myself as fitting in well either way....
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20) What color eyes do you have?
Very blue and very myopic.
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21) Ever been arrested?
Had a ticket once for driving a car with a loud muffler....
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22) Bottle or can soda?
Either one, but the bottle holds more....
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23) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Buy a new computer, for one thing. Maybe hire someone to do my laundry.
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24) What's your favorite place to hang at?
I like bookstores....
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25) Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, I have run into a couple of them....
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26) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
I like to read, watch TV, write, play hockey....
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27) Do you swear a lot?
Only when necessary....
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28) Biggest pet peeve?
The idiot driving 1 mph in front of me....
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29) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
eHarmonica called me "unmatchable," so we'll go with that....
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30) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Sort of. I believe in it as a hypothetical, I appreciate it as a delusion.
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31) Do you believe in God?
No....but thanks for asking!
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