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Abracadabra

Joined Thu 04/12/07
Posts: 7917

Fri 10/03/08 03:19 PM

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

Mystique42

Joined Thu 04/12/07
Posts: 3675

Fri 10/03/08 03:21 PM

Good one!

MisKim323

Joined Sat 06/28/08
Posts: 6335

Fri 10/03/08 03:33 PM

I guess we can all dream can't we tongue2

msmyka

Joined Sat 03/22/08
Posts: 6337

Fri 10/03/08 03:37 PM

QUOTE:

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

Until the day she should become so bold
To dispose of your body, neatly, as to prevent mold

Down2earthdebbie

Joined Tue 12/05/06
Posts: 905

Fri 10/03/08 03:47 PM

QUOTE:

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

Until the day she should become so bold
To dispose of your body, neatly, as to prevent mold

YA what she said!

tanyaann

Joined Mon 12/03/07
Posts: 16195

Fri 10/03/08 03:51 PM

enderra

Joined Tue 04/15/08
Posts: 1266

Fri 10/03/08 03:56 PM

s1owhand

Joined Fri 05/18/07
Posts: 15348

Fri 10/03/08 04:17 PM

QUOTE:

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

A castanet player dances flamenco and yowls
Plays blues with bongos as the aged bard howls
She's a biblical skeptic and with opinions is bold
and will be good with evil so it never gets old

drinker

ArtGurl

Joined Sun 04/08/07
Posts: 8941

Fri 10/03/08 04:30 PM

QUOTE:

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

time out for you! grumble

s1owhand

Joined Fri 05/18/07
Posts: 15348

Fri 10/03/08 04:36 PM

DON'T SPANK HIM - HE LIKES IT rofl

Mystique42

Joined Thu 04/12/07
Posts: 3675

Fri 10/03/08 04:54 PM

I agree with artgurl... tongue

TxsGal3333

Joined Tue 09/05/06
Posts: 29986

Fri 10/03/08 06:04 PM

LAMom

Joined Tue 12/12/06
Posts: 24116

Fri 10/03/08 06:08 PM

d4tc

Joined Tue 04/15/08
Posts: 1525

Fri 10/03/08 06:50 PM

That was Magical!

1000111010123

Joined Sat 03/15/08
Posts: 734

Fri 10/03/08 07:20 PM

QUOTE:

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

Abra my magical friend i think you should get a body guard LOL winking

Hope your doing well

tony39h

Joined Tue 12/25/07
Posts: 859

Sat 10/04/08 05:34 AM

lurchs_sister

Joined Mon 10/08/07
Posts: 6269

Sat 10/04/08 08:54 AM

QUOTE:

A mute submissive who will do as she's told
Must have a firm body that never gets old
She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold
and will send me some money till I get paroled

A castanet player dances flamenco and yowls
Plays blues with bongos as the aged bard howls
She's a biblical skeptic and with opinions is bold
and will be good with evil so it never gets old

drinker

You two are rotten! rofl

Abracadabra

Joined Thu 04/12/07
Posts: 7917

Sat 10/04/08 10:58 AM

Seventeen replies!
It pays to be a jerk!
A little piece of poetry
and women go berserk

S1owhand writes flamenco
Sherrie screams "Time Out!"
Jason thinks it's magical
and Vicki wants to pout

LAmom is chuckling
Tanya Ann just rolls her eyes
Mystique thinks it's a good one
MsKimmie thinks it's lies

Enderra rolls with laughter
Kristi says "NO WAY!"
Billy suggests a body guard
and Debbie just says, "YAY!"

LAMom

Joined Tue 12/12/06
Posts: 24116

Sat 10/04/08 11:51 AM

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