Jam1e
Joined Sun 12/16/07
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:02 PM |
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take one can of whipped cream and get some fresh juicy strawberrys strip your girl naked lay her on the bed take one strawberry place it in her mouth put a swirl of whipped cream around it tell her to hold it in her mouth till you come back for it. make a stream of whipped cream from her bottom lip down her neck then stop inbetween her breast go one way to her breast circle around her nipple then the other side. come back to the middle then a stream to her belly button around her bellybutton. place a strawberry in her belly button then stream it down to her sweet spot slide the nozzle in just a little and give it a quick squirt throw it to the side then use your imagination!
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GeniuSxBoY
Joined Sun 06/15/08
Posts: 1641
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:05 PM |
Excuse me, sir.
Why are you pointing at yourself?
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Jam1e
Joined Sun 12/16/07
Posts: 137
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:11 PM |
you must have never pleased a woman before where she just thought about you and wet herself.
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GeniuSxBoY
Joined Sun 06/15/08
Posts: 1641
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:34 PM |
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To ASSuMe makes an ass out of u and me, mostly u
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
Posts: 883
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:36 PM |
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you must have never pleased a woman before where she just thought about you and wet herself.
wait, you want her to think about you and pee?
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
Posts: 766
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corbas
Joined Sat 10/11/08
Posts: 29
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:38 PM |
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you must have never pleased a woman before where she just thought about you and wet herself.
wait, you want her to think about you and pee?
just peed myself reading that
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
Posts: 883
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:39 PM |
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Oooooh, *thinks about Genuine*
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
Posts: 766
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:40 PM |
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Oooooh, *thinks about Genuine*
Hey there animal. How are ya? GRRRRRR
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
Posts: 883
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:43 PM |
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Oooooh, *thinks about Genuine*
Hey there animal. How are ya? GRRRRRR
I am much more entertained now
How's it goin down there?
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
Posts: 766
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:45 PM |
QUOTE:
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Oooooh, *thinks about Genuine*
Hey there animal. How are ya? GRRRRRR
I am much more entertained now
How's it goin down there?
Hey there...at the risk of sounding dirty...DOWN where?
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
Posts: 883
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| Sat 10/25/08 08:59 PM |
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QUOTE:
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Oooooh, *thinks about Genuine*
Hey there animal. How are ya? GRRRRRR
I am much more entertained now
How's it goin down there?
Hey there...at the risk of sounding dirty...DOWN where?
Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
Posts: 766
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:00 PM |
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Oooooh, *thinks about Genuine*
Hey there animal. How are ya? GRRRRRR
I am much more entertained now
How's it goin down there?
Hey there...at the risk of sounding dirty...DOWN where?
Get your mind out of the gutter!
ohhh...you mean in Texas? Things are great down here.
How you doing up there?
ps...down there is going well too.
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Edited by Genuine22 on Sat 10/25/08 09:01 PM
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
Posts: 883
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:02 PM |
Things are alright up here.
It's cold.
But with comments like THAT, I'm warmin up
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
Posts: 766
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:13 PM |
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Things are alright up here.
It's cold.
But with comments like THAT, I'm warmin up
What will it take from me to get you hot?
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Edited by Genuine22 on Sat 10/25/08 09:13 PM
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GeniuSxBoY
Joined Sun 06/15/08
Posts: 1641
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:14 PM |
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This thread has been Hijacked by Samuel L. Jackson.
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:15 PM |
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This thread has been Hijacked by Samuel L. Jackson.
Get the snakes off the phukken plane
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:17 PM |
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Things are alright up here.
It's cold.
But with comments like THAT, I'm warmin up
What will it take from me to get you hot?
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Genuine22
Joined Sat 08/25/07
Posts: 766
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:18 PM |
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Things are alright up here.
It's cold.
But with comments like THAT, I'm warmin up
What will it take from me to get you hot?
thats not an answer...but I like the deveil in you
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myanimalcracker
Joined Wed 02/27/08
Posts: 883
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| Sat 10/25/08 09:19 PM |
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QUOTE:
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Things are alright up here.
It's cold.
But with comments like THAT, I'm warmin up
What will it take from me to get you hot?
thats not an answer...but I like the deveil in you
but if i told you here...
everyone would know
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