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Topic: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR
rebel58
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Fri 10/31/08 06:41 AM


IF MY BODY WAS A CAR


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.



I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.



My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.



It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
Edited by rebel58 on Fri 10/31/08 06:42 AM
 
MisKim323
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Fri 10/31/08 07:03 AM
QUOTE:



IF MY BODY WAS A CAR


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.



I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.



My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.



It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
haha
 
rebel58
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Fri 10/31/08 07:05 AM
I thought it was funny and had to share it. rofl rofl rofl
 
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Want a free Lube? laugh
 
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rebel58
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Fri 10/31/08 07:39 AM
QUOTE:

Want a free Lube? laugh


You so funny....
I just don't know what I am gonna do with ya....bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile
 
120557
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Fri 10/31/08 08:41 AM
I love working on old cars, but in your case I would have to rebuild it. Don't know if I could hanle that job.wink
 
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rebel58
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Sat 11/01/08 12:01 PM
QUOTE:

I love working on old cars, but in your case I would have to rebuild it. Don't know if I could hanle that job.wink


Thanks alot....bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile
 
120557
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Sat 11/01/08 03:17 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

I love working on old cars, but in your case I would have to rebuild it. Don't know if I could hanle that job.wink


Thanks alot....bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

Your welcome.flowerforyou
 
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The bigger the tires, the better the ride.
 
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I'd have to have a wide load sign on my bu**blushing laugh laugh laugh laugh
 
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