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MaxJohnson
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Mon 11/03/08 01:30 PM
i have many riddles
the fist one is a man walks in to a bar he asks the bartender for a glass of water. the bartender pull out a gun but dose not shot. the man who asked for the glass of water says thank you and leaves why?
 
Mayhem_J
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Mon 11/03/08 01:34 PM
Could you rewrite that with some puncuation? I think I understand what your trying to say. Just not 100% sure.
 
MaxJohnson
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Mon 11/03/08 01:44 PM
A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun but he does not shoot. The guy that asked for the water says thank you and then he leaves the bar.Why?
 
franshade
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Mon 11/03/08 01:50 PM
he cured his hiccups banana
 
Pete026
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Mon 11/03/08 01:59 PM
What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?
 
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:06 PM
QUOTE:

What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?


An umbrella
 
Pete026
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Mon 11/03/08 02:07 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

What can go up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up?


An umbrella


Yep! drinks
 
Pete026
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Mon 11/03/08 02:08 PM
Post some more, Max!
 
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:10 PM
I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun but I am never out of darkness.
 
franshade
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Mon 11/03/08 02:11 PM
the letter "s"
 
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:12 PM
QUOTE:

the letter "s"


Wow. Fran - you turn me onlove
 
Pete026
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Mon 11/03/08 02:12 PM
What gets wet as it dries?
 
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:15 PM
QUOTE:

What gets wet as it dries?


A towelbanana
 
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:16 PM
A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
Edited by jtip1977 on Mon 11/03/08 02:16 PM
 
franshade
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Mon 11/03/08 02:16 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

the letter "s"


Wow. Fran - you turn me onlove


smitten
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?
winking
 
Pete026
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Mon 11/03/08 02:28 PM
QUOTE:

A hundred feet in the air but it's back is on the ground. What is it?


AGGGG! This is killing me (and I refuse to google it, that's low)
frustrated frustrated frustrated frustrated
 
MaxJohnson
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Mon 11/03/08 02:37 PM
a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they?
 
jtip1977
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Mon 11/03/08 02:39 PM
QUOTE:

a man leaves home. he takes 3 left turns. he cames back home greeted by two guys in masks. who are they?


Ouch......hmmm. This one is toughfrustrated
 
MaxJohnson
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Mon 11/03/08 02:41 PM
if want the answer it is catcher and umpire
 
Pete026
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Mon 11/03/08 02:41 PM
You gonna put me out of my misery, jtip?
 
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