Mayhem_J
Joined Mon 07/21/08
Posts: 3212
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:09 PM |
If you had a donkey. I had a chicken.
And your donkey ate the feet off of my chicken.
What whould you have?
Two feet of my c*ck in your ass!!
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voxsteven
Joined Wed 05/21/08
Posts: 1395
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:11 PM |
disgusting- thank you
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laughsandgiggles
Joined Sun 10/28/07
Posts: 840
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:13 PM |
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OH! the visual!!!!! make it stop! make it stop!!! lol
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alisha07
Joined Sun 03/23/08
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:26 PM |
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talldub
Joined Fri 09/12/08
Posts: 850
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:28 PM |
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospitalsecurity guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'
The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the sh1t out of a ghost
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buffry
Joined Mon 11/05/07
Posts: 1789
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:30 PM |
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QUOTE:
If you had a donkey. I had a chicken.
And your donkey ate the feet off of my chicken.
What whould you have?
Two feet of my c*ck in your ass!!
You crack me up! How are ya?
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1956deluxe
Joined Thu 12/06/07
Posts: 6466
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| Mon 11/03/08 02:33 PM |
What would it be if it was a CAT and a CHICKEN? 
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Army_Strong
Joined Sat 03/22/08
Posts: 920
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| Mon 11/03/08 05:01 PM |
HAHA that was good
QUOTE:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhoea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospitalsecurity guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'
The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the sh1t out of a ghost
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