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Topic: Canadian Liquor Labels...
demonhunter
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Joined Sat 10/25/08
Posts: 46
Tue 11/04/08 01:38 PM
Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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WARMING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
 
EarthSprite
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Posts: 7359
Tue 11/04/08 01:44 PM
Just Canadian labels??...laughing
 
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