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Topic: The Why's Of Men
sarsoora
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Thu 01/17/08 05:15 PM
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?





(because they are plugged into a genius)






2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?






(they don't have enough time)






3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?





(they don't stop to ask directions)






4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?






(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)





(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)




5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?





(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)





6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?






(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)





7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?





(don't know.....it never happened)





( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)




And the personal favorite:




8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?






(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)











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fastlinnie
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Thu 01/17/08 05:17 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou
 
ladyblack67
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Thu 01/17/08 05:18 PM
seen it, but its great!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh
 
XstriferX
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Thu 01/17/08 05:18 PM
laugh
QUOTE:


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?





(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)





Wait, we aren't supposed to do that? laugh laugh
 
Enya
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Thu 01/17/08 05:18 PM
laugh
 
68chevy
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Thu 01/17/08 05:19 PM
Why are you posting the same thing over again???
 
soxfan94
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Thu 01/17/08 05:20 PM
QUOTE:

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?





(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


But sometimes they (we) still do anyway! Haha. *Drinks a cocktail* drinker
 
sarsoora
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Thu 01/17/08 05:20 PM
is that directed towards me!?
 
Rob1961
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Thu 01/17/08 05:22 PM
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
 
Desertfox1962
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Thu 01/17/08 05:27 PM
Its a good thing for women that when god made women he got the udder idea totally out of his system
 
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