AaronzDad
Joined Sat 12/15/07
Posts: 7790
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:01 PM |
Since there is SO much material available out there I've decided to assemble one resplendent prototypical exhibit of inanities and malapropisms comprised of actual quotes collected from online profiles and missives everywhere.
Any and all input, intentional or otherwise, is appreciated.
Here is a beginning, a seed if you will, from Lex's brain.
I don't know what to write here. I'm a fun person who likes to have fun. I'm easy-going and laid-back, and I love my friends. I like to go out or stay in. I would like to meet someone who doesn't play games and who is looking for something meaningful. Anything else you want to know, you'll have to ask.
So what's YOUR favorite bit of stupidity? Quotes from online profiles anywhere and everywhere are welcome.
And NO identifying stuff from anyone's profile on here! Generic absurdities are fair game.
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HMontana
Joined Thu 12/20/07
Posts: 4852
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:03 PM |
No spelling errors, AD. Not realistic.
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SuzinVA
Joined Wed 04/25/07
Posts: 22731
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Jess642
Joined Sat 03/31/07
Posts: 13655
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:04 PM |
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" I dunno what to right here about me, so you'll have to ask"...
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lilith401
Joined Wed 10/31/07
Posts: 12136
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:05 PM |
"A nice guy who does not want 2 finish last or alone"
"honesty and open mindednaess is who i am and what im looking 4"
That is it. 
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SuzinVA
Joined Wed 04/25/07
Posts: 22731
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or the ever popular "will fill this in later"
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EveningKiss
Joined Mon 06/11/07
Posts: 3071
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:05 PM |
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Did you steal my profile?
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HMontana
Joined Thu 12/20/07
Posts: 4852
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:06 PM |
I like to get vedos and wach them. There like moves on tape.
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lilith401
Joined Wed 10/31/07
Posts: 12136
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:07 PM |
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I make them... you don't thaik go to youtub, Montana?
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irad8you
Joined Tue 09/04/07
Posts: 7002
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:08 PM |
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QUOTE:
I like to get vedos and wach them. There like moves on tape.
Are you drunk? lol
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Crockett
Joined Sat 01/13/07
Posts: 208
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:08 PM |
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QUOTE:
I like to get vedos and wach them. There like moves on tape.
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AaronzDad
Joined Sat 12/15/07
Posts: 7790
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EveningKiss
Joined Mon 06/11/07
Posts: 3071
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:09 PM |
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"I like to take long walks on the beach at sunset. Clothing is optional. . . unless people can see me and arn't blind . . .and they turn around running and screaming in horror. . . then i put the robe on and sit on the beach. . .until the police arrive"
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Edited by EveningKiss on Sun 03/09/08 05:10 PM
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SuzinVA
Joined Wed 04/25/07
Posts: 22731
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Wouldn't surprise me a bit if it was real
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HMontana
Joined Thu 12/20/07
Posts: 4852
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:09 PM |
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QUOTE:
I make them... you don't thaik go to youtub, Montana?
No. I don wach womens all you womens are the same. You big teeze, Lil.
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HMontana
Joined Thu 12/20/07
Posts: 4852
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:10 PM |
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QUOTE:
Ok. I cheated a LIL bit. Those were words from my friend, Bill.
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hellkitten54
Joined Sun 01/06/08
Posts: 8999
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:11 PM |
I like these types:
Hey, I'm a really nice guy, looking for "the one".
Followed by an email to me saying as followed:
Wanna do it?
Love those!
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LexFonteyne
Joined Thu 12/07/06
Posts: 13636
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:12 PM |
One of my all-time favorites (and yes, this is a real one from another site):
"I think this is a great way to meet different people I hope it works."
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yashafox_F4X1
Joined Sat 12/15/07
Posts: 2075
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:12 PM |
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Haven't really seen profiles I consider truly dumb. Weird, maybe, but not dumb. I've seen the "I'll fill it in later" ones, though. Not really weird, just interesting, I guess. Just different. But that's what makes the world go round, in some respects, right?
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carefree101
Joined Mon 03/03/08
Posts: 292
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| Sun 03/09/08 05:13 PM |
"I may look a little weird to you......"
Well, now that you mention it....Since you are a man dressed like a woman.
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