We all create our destiny and therefore are responsible for the life we have.

I have been told I am a cross between the "Girl next door" and "Calamity Jane". The only problem with that is that the girl who lived next door to me worshiped the devil," Alas I do not.I think Calamity Jane comes from my inability to not trip over my feet, miss steps sometimes and plummet to the earth, and occasionally have been knocked unconscious skiing.

Very small children are not challenged by my athletic prowess. Not the "outdoorsy" type, Prefer room service. I am an adventurer but not a thrill seeker. My sense of humor speaks for itself here.I have a serious side but do not prefer to be.

I am moving south March 7th to get away from the harshness of New England, so if your in the Florida area you can touch base with me when I get settled. I will be here for another month and a few weeks.

My last internet date went like this: He and I met at a local restaurant, we ordered food, small talk, he drove me home and I invited him in for coffee, honest just coffee(Yes I know that was stupid and risky!) ! He droned about "how his woman done him wrong" for about 15 minutes, the phone rang, my ex was on the line. I let my ex know this was not going well, he lives nearby and we are friends. I told him, my date, it was late and time to end the evening and then this seemingly bitter yet normal man said this to me: "The government is hiding Hobbit Bones, Leprechauns and Giants from "us". They are not fairly tales but real." I tilted my head, much like my neighbors Labrador Retreiver when an odd noise draws his notice, and said, that's nice. Well let's call it a night. I took a sedative and went to bed.

So, I am hoping, that my next date will not end as that one did. OK? My friends and ex call me singing songs they have composed around this date. They have patterned the song, The Candy Man around this date but changed the words to "Who can take the sunshine, sprinkle it with gloom, mix it with paranoia and a Leprechaun or two, , the Hobit Man Can, The Hobit Man can, the Hobit Man can cause he's off his meds and ....well you get the point.
Please, don't be weird if you contact me. I am serious!!!   Send me a message!

Profession: Caterer and Bookkeeper
Interests:  Singing, Playing Piano, Painting, Reading, Dancing (one of my favorite things to do, slow or fast)