I'm short, 35 years-old, and odd. I dress in black every day--and no, I am not some almost-middle-aged "goth". I like the goofy as well as the profound. I smoke and drink and have a predilection for pharmaceutical anti-insomnia and anti-anxiety drugs. I'm sarcastic, pessimistic, vain, shallow, perverted and have been known to be quite a jerk when the conditions are right. I've got two kids---who are also quite bizarre---, two cats, 3000 books, and enough champagne and wine corks to fill a small room.

I intensely hate "chat-speak"and lazy abbreviations (i.e. "LOL," "ROTFLMAO," "L8tr," "u," "brb," "btw")----it's just plain stupid.
Also, proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling are your friends---really!

I'm looking for a man who is smart, strange, short, and artistic. Not looking for anyone "new-age," spiritual, etc... (though I am not always a hard-ass about it). Also, I do NOT want any more children. Period. I also like a man who can appreciate the ridiculous yet can also discuss literature and other serious-type things. Furthermore, I like men (well, I like people in general) who are curious about everything, who enjoy learning and doing new things, and aren't afraid to be silly and immature.

And, oh yeah, sex is very very important.   Send me a message!

Profession: slacker. pervert. misanthrope. genius.
Interests:  reading, writing, sleeping, drinking wine, dirty dirty underpants, voodoo rituals, irritating internet denizens, smoking, cooking, gardening, reading food labels, sniffing glue, flogging, absinthe, standing in one place, sitting, vibrators, linoleum, beautiful men, sex