A brief blurb about me? Let's see, I really don't like making blurbs about me at all. I believe that it is truly impossible for one to do this accurately. With that being said, I will try the best I possibly know how.

I love being Around really kick ass people, especially dating one. No offense, but if you're extremely boring or sheltered; please don't bother contacting me. I do not appreciate having my time wasted by someone who wouldn't know fun if it hit them on the head with a gold brick wrapped in lemon peel. (Definitely contact me if you know where that analogy comes from) My definition of someone who is 'kick ass' is someone who can carry on a conversation, discuss ideas and how to put them into action, and shares the same dry sense of humor that I do. If you have been called a "Smart Ass" at least once in your life, please feel free to contact me!

With that being said, I'm going to move on to the rules of contacting me:

1.) I won't have sex with you! : I'm nothing like a cheap whore, I will not just meet you offline and have sex with you. This doesn't make me a prude it just means that I have some morals and would like to keep them.

2.) If you speak in hip hop slang with phrases like "Come Git Wif Dis" I am not 'coming and gittin' wif it' If you're going to talk to me please have some kind of intelligence and education about you.

3.) I will not date you if you are older that 35, I really don't want to date my father!

With all that being said, please feel free to contact me if you like what you've read!   Send me a message!

Profession: Wouldn't you like to know
Interests:  music, technology, hacking, cooking, art, dancing, singing, movies, the internet, dyeing my hair