Showroom Demo Model, never owned, extremely low mileage, few dings in the paint, and some small dents. Motor still runs, but might need some maintenance, hasn't been test drove in years, but fired right over last time anyone tried. Might not be cheap, but very affordable. Serious offers only, inquire within.

The problem with these things is I don't really know what to say about myself, so I hope you will ask some questions. For now, I'd like to start with taking a wonderful lady out to dinner (or maybe I'll make us up a picnic if the weathers nice) and spend the evening sharing some stories.

My ability to tell stories and make a joke out of any situation is both a blessing and a curse. Not all my stories have happy endings, and I'll take some jokes too far for all but the but the most daring of individuals. Most of my friends know that while I might make light of any situation, there isn't anything (short of treason) that I wouldn't do for them.

I live in one of the quietest, and most beautiful corners of Kansas. I have walked out my door to have deer, and various other animals standing right in my front yard. Half the time they don't even care that I'm standing there, I had to coax a young doe to leave my garden one afternoon, I think I walked within twenty yards of it before it finally decided to leave.

Someone once asked me what I wanted in a woman, my response "cookies, and the promise of more cookies." The rational, my grandparents were married for 65 years, and I cannot think of a single time grandma didn't have homemade cookies in the house.

Once again ask me anything, I'll give you an honest answer, sometimes brutally honest. And as I say to everyone, don't ask me anything you don't really want to know, because once it's out there, I'll tell you exactly what I think.

Other than that, I had to choose an "interested in:", so I chose dating. I had to think about that one, while my end goal would be relationship or marriage, either one of those is going to have to start with dating or friendship. Any of the above answers in essence would be fine, except maybe intimate encounter. I just am not prepared (mentally) for that kind of "friendship," and in all honesty, I'm not that kind of guy. Sorry if you ladies are disappointed, take it up with my mom, she taught us different.

I quit smoking cigarettes in Aug. 2008, so I still have occasionally on there. I've actually been doing really well and haven't had the urge to actually buy any. Oh, I want to smoke, I just don't want to have to go to the convience store. I think it's this kind of laziness that will help me complete the task. Keep watching, if I make it long enough, I'll switch it to "no." I'm also honest enough to remove this paragraph and move the slider back to "Often" or "Constantly."


Few things I'm looking for:

Someone that will require me to steal some covers back at 3 AM

Someone that will take me to an art fair

Someone that will make me go to a jazz festival

Someone that enjoys dinner theater (I have season tickets)

Someone who will sit next to me on the couch, or on my lap in an easy chair

Someone that wants hugs more than once a day

While drinking coffee isn't a must, patience with my "coffee grindings" is

Someone that can deal with my "rural mentality" (country wisdom?)

Those were a handful, I'll add more when I think of some.



As far as I go, I like to think Neko Case describes me perfectly in the lyrics to her song "I'll be around." If you don't know the tune, ask me I'll write them out for you.

No one's ever asked, so here's the lyrics to Neko Cases song, just in case you were chicken....

Neko Case - I'll be around

When you tire of all the bright lights
Pace that's killin', and your willin' to stay home nights
When your feet are back on the solid ground
Look for me I'll be around

When the new crowd starts to bore you
Just remember there is someone to adore you
When your weary of nights out on the town
Look for me I'll be around

May not seem exciting,
Way those others do
I've a notion, my devotion,
You will need someday as I need you

When the kicks gone that it brings you
You will hanker for an anchor, just to cling too
When you've lived it up, 'til it's got you down
Look for me, Look for me, Look for me, I'll be around.

*** Final Remarks ***

You have got to be kidding me. You've made it all the way to this part of my profile and you still don't know if you should write me a note? Well, if you are reading this, then you must want to write me. Why else would you have gone this far? So...
Take the time and drop a line, even if just to say "hi." I won't bite, and I'll probably write, so there is no reason to be shy.   Send me a message!

Profession: Retail Sales/Auto Restoration/Farming
Interests:  cooking, video games, travel, fishing, hiking, movies, sports, reading, gardening, theatre, art, history, photography (shutterbug), museums, nature