I only want what I can't get ,Just kidding..Anyway, I'm not really good at talking about myself,but I'll try....
Remember in high school,in college or at work,when you were younger,or at any age when you just didn't get it ?You thought you were going to have it all,but somehow you ended up being on a dating site.The invisible man remembers you, because He was there,all along yea, you noticed and somehow or somewhere in your thought process,even if for a fleeing moment,you knew then now and over the years. You knew if you had the chance to do it again,next time you'd take the time to get to know him,the guy who was invisible in your eyes but who would have carried your books if you'd had asked him to,or could have made you laugh when you needed to smile and would have held you when you needed to cry, for as long as you wanted and who would have listened to all your hopes and dreams even if he wasn't in them, .but you missed it by a mile,you missed him by a mile because of your dreams of grandeur,or the football player,the rich guy named Biff and even the Ken Doll dude,who is now in rehab,but he did take the time to show you what life is all about,but only by taking you around the block a time or two,the hard way.From beyond those who didn't care.you lived and learned about what matters most and how badly you still want and need what you thought you deserved in the first place but didn't end up with.By now you've realized that time is one of the things we can never get back,but with lesson's learned, we find that Sometimes not only the lucky sperm club get second chance's,we can make ours and make them count, althrough some few and so far between,maybe if you take the time and look beyond the rubble of the mountain of rocks you ended up in,you just might see that invisible man reappear somewhere ,maybe even in your eyes this time, when you look in the mirror or in a stranger eyes who passes by you without a word,only a smile that you know so well cause your feeling it too ,but are speechless. I'm sure he's made his mistakes too and is on here somewhere looking for somebody like you,and this time if you look around YOU CAN SEE HIM NOW.....
bLUR....
Remember me,that night in the grocery store,or at the county fair last year. we noticed each other and as we passed,we both looked, smiled, and then turned away and pretended not to look again.For some reason,I never say anything,not even the only pick up line I know(Does your boyfriend work at home depot ?) Which by the way I have a copyright on.. if a woman was holding a neon sign,saying I'm interested,I'd probably look behind me to make sure she's talking to me.Now before you start thinking I'm shy or insecure,which I'm not !Just remember that this could really be a good thing,at least you'd know that I'm too shy to cheat on you.,At least that's what I'm programing you to think,did I say that out loud ?..Well anyway,as I was saying,I'm not shy, once I stumble or trip on the curb,roll over while I'm trying to get my hands out of my back pockets,then I'm fine.

Now here is my list of demands..
I need a woman who can cook, she won't expect me to help her do any house work and won't hold a grudge if she ever catches me cheating,She must have her own money to buy her make up and by the way as far as make up is concerned,I want her to wear alot,cause I like the trashy look.but that's just me.Anyway,shes going to need to be able to get up early enough to make breakfast and iron my white lab coat before she wakes me up and on my days off,I don't want anyone waking me up til Jerry Springer comes on,so you keep the children of the corn quiet .She's going to need to not expect me to marry her and not nag me about it,also I don't want to be nagged about not spending enough time with her,especially on the weekends.She won't interrupt me when I'm talking,She will be just as happy sitting at home or geting dressed up to go out to Burger King .And last but not least,She will know what a treadmill is for and use it also She will know the meaning of Jenny Craig or how to keep count at weight watcher's

Stop !! Before you throw your Slim Fast shake at my picture, , I am kidding and if you didn't know that and are still interested,well you know where to find me.I'll be waiting.
Seriously,I'd like to find an open minded thinking woman ,who can or is willing to think outside of the box and who hears the same drum as I do,and believe me,not many woman do and for a woman who gets this,would mean that she will most likely have other features that usually follow and fall in to place,such as...COMPASSION, with INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION,,loveEMOTIONAL,in a good way.sexyPASSIONnate kisses,increddibleSENSE OF HUMOR,a total hands on obsession and be CRAZY for me, Be able to be FORGIVING.no matter what .remember,forgiveness is so you feel better ,not me.. You must Love animals,especially cats.I have 5,and I am a member of animal rights groups.Music is BIG in my life,tell you why later ,maybe..
Those are a few key words,and of course I want that lonely word that always seems so hard to give,(HONESTY)or she better be a really good convincing liar,And she needs to be in to MUSIC,because listening to music alone,is worst then drinking alone,and when she listens to songs,she will pay attention to the lyrics and think about me.Anyway,you get the picture.I don't join dating sites to see how many dates I can get.I don't have that kind of ego,doesn't need to be fed,so you young woman I'm sorry but I don't have time for you so please stop filling up my mailbox,lol..Also should mention...and this time I'm being serious..I live in a reality based world,based on facts and real events,which means I don't do well around anyone who believes that the voices that they hear coming from the AM. radio or from the Fox fake news channel are real.   Send me a message!

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