Ladies, I am forced to follow your lead and create a laundry list of dating rules that meet your needs and attempt to FILTER OUT those that would only waste my time (laugh a little will ya). I figured if all these rules work for YOU, they'll work for me too.

My top ten list for Summer 2007; (Yes ladies, I'm on to you)

1. I don't give my number out to just anybody - you'll have to get past my "dating" filters first.

2. No you can't come over on the first meeting. Not because I don't want you to - but because it's simply poor time management for us to talk about all the reasons why you can come up with NOT too. Yawnnnnnn!

3. If I wanted a relationship by email, I would do the mail order bride thing. HELLO?

4. No standard questions, like what's my favorite CD - you can do wayyyy better than that.

5. No touching - I am NOT just some boy toy that you can manipulate. I have a feeling you know. (yes that is "singular")

6. If you think dinner and a movie is a date - I'm yawning just thinking about that. (one more yawn and I'm sleeping OK)

7. Please avoid my pet peave - (flaking out) avoid that at all costs OR I will revert to name calling and hair pulling.

8. If you are the type that says "No Game Players" in their profile - save me the lecture - I'll take you one on one in Twister anyday.

9. And yes, just so you know - I have nice teeth, clean shoes and a great relatoinship with my mother - if you need more than that please indicate your concerns in the comments area of the Uniform Dating Application.

10. If you are NOT into one night stands, good - I'll have you know that I've had a night stand for years now - and it has always respected me in the morning.

NOW, if at this point you are NOT laughing - you didn't pass.

Please use the back button and re-configure your dating search OR just buy me a drink and we'll discuss a second interview.

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