I 'm a simple man. I like to eat pet hair. I like to pinch my scrotum. I collect light fixtures and blemishes. I'm in tune with a fork. I enjoy gestation and empty take out boxes. I would like to travel to an iceberg sometime and lick it. I enjoy pedestrians and eco-freindly marital aides. I attend seances for large neanderthals regularly and I'm very serious about it. I'm on medication for reptile dysfunctions. I like to write about myself a lot. Someday I'd like to meet a Mexican.   Send me a message!

Profession: Corporate lather
Interests:  jazz music, art, sex, antiques, leather goods, dried onion seeds, oceans, Hors D'oeuvres, crustacians.