I am happy and hyper. I enjoy meeting up with old friends and rewriting the world -in a different way each time - until the early hours of the morning. I am a thinker and pretty much say what I want, but only if I think you're worthy of hearing it. I am probably not the nicest person you would ever meet, but that doesn't mean I don't like you. I'm also the biggest jokester I know. I have one super pet peeve, and that is: passive agressive men. Passive agressive is really lame folks. And if you want to impress loads and loads of cool girls, being passive agressive would not be like, you know, a good move.

If I were, say, mowing your lawn... and you didn't want me to, just scream out the window: "Hey, Loser! STOP MOWING MY LAWN!," and I'll stop. It's as simple as that.

If I were say... ringing your doorbell on a Sunday morning to go to church, and it was like 8am, you could just scream out the window: "Hey asswipe! Stop ringing my doorbell!"

If I were say, drinking out of your punchbowl, and you wanted me to stop, just say: "Girl, stop drinking out of my punchbowl!"

It could really be that easy.

But I'm here on your lawn with the lawnmower... it's 8:01am, we're late for church... and the punch is great. Just tell me what you want.

Seriously.

I am constantly trying to be more positive, though. And I have four positive observations:

1. Prince is a sexy little bastard.

2. Carrot cake is the best desert. Even when it's old, it's still pretty damn good!

3. Mood swings often pass with a good cry and a bottle of tequila.

4. Being a sports fan is cool, but I think guys who paint their faces are closeted drag queens.   Send me a message!

Profession: Team Lead for local online company.
Interests:  being chill, writing, watching movies, watching bad people exhibiting bad behaviors, leg wrestling, love eating, ping pong, and simply being really awesome. I guess that about covers it.