My name is Jeff and yes, I am house trained, I learned a long time ago to put the seat down. I can do my own laundry and I can cook....Ok....To be honest I can heat things up really well.

I work in the healthcare field, but on the side I am also a professional photographer. I would love to share some of my work with u, but u have to write me first.

The way I see it...If you can't be handsome, at least be handy. I do clean up nicely tho. You wouldn't be embarrassed going out in public with me. I'm charming, sexy, and entertaining. In fact I could make u laugh at a funeral. I can talk like an Indian (the hindu type) and sing like Kermit the frog.....I knew THAT would get your attn !

I don't have tourettes syndrome, bad breath, or a gaseous disposition. I'm not fat and lazy, I'm not a midget, I have all my fingers and toes, and I can spell.

When u meet me for the first date, you won't be thinking....Oh crap...I gotta sit thru a cup of coffee with this guy?? Instead you'll be saying....shut up and kiss me! And yes....I'm an awesome smoocher. Hubba hubba.

I go to the gym every week, and I love to go explore state parks or other beautiful places. I'm a writer....I write poetry, short stories, and I'm working on 2 books. I'm an excellent communicator. You'll never be sitting there thinking...."what the heck is on his mind?" I enjoy fairs and festivals, long drives to interesting places. I dig museums, zoos, and historic places, and love to learn about history and science and anything creative.

I'm not an alcoholic, a drug user, or an angry maniac. Never spent a day in jail, and I don't snore. I'd answer my phone when u call, and buy feminine hygiene products for u if you ask me to. Be honest...How many men would do that?

I love heavy metal, but love country music too. I can jam to hip hop, or chill to Bach. I can fix things, and sing like a bird. I can do those at the same time if you ask me nicely. :)

I can't dance, but I can program a dvd player. I do not bring up off color issues in emails or on the phone, for I am a gentleman, a perfect example of what a real man should be. I love good food.....mexican food, steak, shrimp and lobster, and enjoy cook-outs with family and friends.

All in all....I'd say you'd be crazy for not writing me. What more could a woman ask for? A BMW? Well. I don't have one of those, but I do have lotsa love to give to the right woman.

Seriously tho.....My philosophy is: If you hug and kiss her often, love her with all your heart, listen to her, protect her, talk to her, make her laugh, make her moan, wash dishes, and show her every day with all you do that she is the most important being in your universe, she'll love being your woman. If that type of relationship sounds appealing to you....Write me. Let's talk.   Send me a message!

Profession: Healthcare / Photography
Interests:  photography, laughter, writing