Brief Blurb - k, A child of Amish immigrants, I used to live the simple life - milkin' cows, churnin' butter, and partying like it's 1699, until 1985 when I was hit by a bolt of lighting. Then, I developed the ability to run really really fast, which actually kinda sucked 'cuz my cloths would burn up all the time and I'd end up 100 miles from home, naked, and the police had to bring me home - kinda sad actually - "Oh look, there's Joe again" the folks would say 100 miles away (I always ran exactly 100 miles) - neked... They got to where they'd keep spare cloths for me...

Once I left my Amish past behind me, to embark on my superhero career, I took on a job with the US Government - I'd tell you where, but then I'd have to run over there and gouge your eyes our or sumthin'... ANYWAY, I lead an exciting life by day AND night! My Job IS great! (both of them), and my superhero work never gets in the way of my family life or me havin' a good time!

There is about 1oz of truth in the preceding, I'll let you figure out which part... ANYWAY,

I used to live up north, but I live here now (Suprise!) - really love it down here.

Just looking to make friends - have a low-drama life now, would like to keep it that way. 8-)

My favorite things, apart from my work, which I love, is to have quiet time, or nice conversation with someone - I love to go on drives and see the beautiful Alabama scenery...

Oh, if you don't get my "headline," then you probably haven't seen "Stripes" If you have, then, well, maybe you get me a little more than most...hehe...

Couple of additional notes (if your still readin' and can take your eyes off my handsome mug) - First, if you're separated and in Alabama (as in not divorced, judge hasn't signed yet), please finish the Big-D first (or if your unsure, give your marriage another try) - you really shouldn't be on here, and you should finish the Big-D FIRST and THEN look me up, ok? I'm sayin' this for your own good!

Second - to all the women that just want to sleep with me, just trolling around, lookin' for a hunk like me to "get it on" with - I get that ALL the Friggin' Time! - women just thinkin' I'm a piece of Meat! Sheesh! How 'bout taking me out first, huh? Spend a couple of bucks on me! Not ALL us guys are Easy! Just 'cuz you flash your pretty eyelashes at us doesn't mean any of us will just "hop in the sack." Buy me flowers, take me to the Zoo... don't take me to the circus though - I friggin' HATE clowns! They're CREEPY man! OOO! I know! Cotton Candy! Bring me Cotton Candy! Nuthin' says, "hubba hubba" like a nice big batch of Cotton Candy - purple and pink is best (none of that White junk!)

third - if you think the second note was serious (and you're not at least chuckling at the sarcastic-dry humor in it. PUHLEEEZE! move along! I do NOT need an email from someone who just doesn't get it sayin', "HEY! I'm a good Girl and I NEVER try to sleep with a guy!" etc etc... if you don't get the joke, meh, you probably won't get me...   Send me a message!

Profession: Government, IT Acquisitions, IT Consulting, Web De
Interests:  Technology, Drives, Conversation