No kids.
No religious folk.
No uber conservatives.
No mediocrity either, please.

Let us proceed . . .

Strange. Weird. Original. Insane. Entertaining. Thoughtful. Drug-free hippy, sociable geek and responsible goofball. My name's Matt. Is your name Matt? If yes, then shame on you for taking my name. If no, then what, you're too cool to have my name? I'm a recently graduated graduate student. Now, let's get to the fun long sentences with punctuation!

I enjoy intelligent, NICE people who love to be goofy and want do more with their lives than get drunk every single night. For me, there needs to be a properly functioning brain in that great 'thing' called a skull. I'm very liberal on most issues and think religion is silly (and oftentimes dangerous), but lets talk.

I've been on this kooky orb of life for 24 years. I am a geek, but consider that a good characteristic. If any girl out there cares, a good personality, huge sense of humor, knowledge, and a mind are far more important than anything else. Girls with a passion for something in life or a talent or skill are unbelievably appealing to me, as are glasses. Science rules.

Jokes about Hitler and dead babies are a regular part of my repertoire. I'm obsessed with comedy and attempt to be funny in every aspect of life, even inappropriate times. If I believed in gods, mine would have to be "Weird Al" Yankovic. I'm going places in this world and will not fit in well with a mega corporation out to only make profit. Working for the ACLU or Greenpeace sounds like a great idea; making a difference in this world is important to me. Yes, I don't drink alcohol, but it doesn't bother me if you do so long as you have some control. (I went on a date once with a lady who told me she used to get drunk almost all of the time a and wake up in peoples' dryers. Haha, oh my.) Oh yes, I walk a couple of miles a day and take care of myself because I actually like living. I know, really?

I want to be a professor someday soon. Yes, I'm quite the movie buff - anywhere from watching, studying, analyzing, reciting lines, to even making my own. I've made 3 independent films thus far and would like to keep making them. On the side, I write, direct, act in and edit comedy skits - oh how I love theeeeeee. I have many of them posted here: http://www.youtube.com/yankovicfarley . Studying media fascinates me because when you understand who operates the outlets and how they're operated, you then understand how people are unknowingly being manipulated. (And boy oh boy, are we being manipulated.)

Overlying message of the entire passage: Comedy and intelligence have always been and will forever be vital to the life of Matt. Very sarcastic. Dry sense of humor. Different voices. Randomness! Always up for a movie. Contact me and let's chat, shall we?   Send me a message!

Profession: Writer/Journalist/Filmmaker
Interests:  comedy, communication, film, humor, satire, parody, learning, conversation, improv, stand up, books, writing, laughing, watching movies, filming, editing, acting, making a difference, politics, philosophy, the Internet, Liberalism, cooking, reading, typing my interests.