About me: Do you want to hear the same ole description that everyone gives? Ok fine

I like long walks on the beach, kittens, the color pink, sunsets, mashed potatos,

S&M/bondage beatings, rainbows, roses, sugar spice and everything nice,sunny days and

cuddling. I'm just KIDDING!!!!!.....I don't like pink.

Seriously though, I LOVE THE CAVS!!! If you love them too it's a plus. More

importantly, if you hate the Pistons and basically all of Michigan then you're 1/2

way there. I love going to games! I also play volleyball,

go to college part-time working on my BBA, work part-time, spend time with my girls,

study, hang out with friends sometimes, play pool, roller blade, play Hold Em, go to

casinos, Northfied Park, comedy clubs, concerts, the movies, having open honest

conversations, trying new red wines, crab legs, and yes...cuddling. Oh, and going

to haunted houses is awesome! HINT HINT! (I'm writing this 2 weeks before Halloween)

As you can see by my pics I'm a thick/curvy woman....NOT obese. How many obese women

do you see jogging down the street or playing volleyball? If you are looking for a

Barbie doll then keep on movin Ken. I think I'm beautiful so take your shallow butt

back to the Dream House.

I'm very very fun to be with, I make myself laugh all the time! I'm funny in

a corny, sarcastic, witty, raunchy kind of way. On the other side, I do consider

myself to be intelligent and grounded. Theres s much more, hit me up and if I'm

interested, I'll get back to you! Even if I'm not, I'll let you know.

I'm looking for: Someone that does not expect me to be at his beck and call 24/7. I

have my own life and so do you (I hope). I don't have a whole lot of time to give

someone so when I do, let's have FUN! Don't worry, I don't want someone to go

do "family things" with me and my girls. It's just you and me! I'd love someone that

has close to the same type of personality as me. You should be funny, open,

talkative, honest, playful, intelligent, have goals, be stable and responsible, have

a mostly positive outlook on life( I know sometimes things get ya down, me too, but

I'll help you bounce back if you help me!)


Ok, here's the part that makes me sound like a big hypocrite: I'm PICKY! You may

think that I have no room to be picky but I am. I PREFER someone moderately fit,

tall (over 5' 8"), nice looking, white, not bald (if you shave it that's cool but no

comb-overs) and not old looking. Yes, I'm 36 but I look and feel a lot younger, I

find that guys my own age look old, it would be like dating one of my dads friends

and that's not sexy. Also, pictures of you with your shirt off at the gym do not impress me, neither do pictures of your Benz. Cars are a status symbol that DEpreciate.Get that? It means it LOSES value. You want to impress me. Make me laugh. Meathead tools do not impress me.

Oh and, I'm not looking for a f**k buddy. If you start off by talking to me like a horny high school kid you're getting ignored, no matter how hot you are.


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