I usually like to go around smacking car fenders with deers... that's fun. I'm the baddest mofo you ever met unless you met the mofo that was badder than me. I tend to be in a good mood but the sign says "don't feed - animal may bite". Feng Shui is for losers. I stay grounded and I love to make others feel less than equal to me. It is who I am. It's okay though because people really do like me to my face. Pretty soon I'm gonna be graduating from pornography acting classes in Dec. The off to LA for a career in porno. But what I really want to be is a Hooters girl. I spend lots of time with my hobbies. Some of the things I enjoy the most are mowing yards, dry humping tree bark, popping balloons, breathing, bending spoons with my mind and clubbing baby seels. My real passion is my ninja fightning skills. I have spent a bajillion years honing my skills until I have finally become a real magical super killing machine. I am only second in my skills to Chuck Norris and lets face it, he could kick God's ass so there is no way I am even close to that tough. You should get in touch with me if you plan on taking over the world. We could exchange ideas and possibly unite as an unstoppable force who's reign of tyranny would last for generations to come.   Send me a message!

Profession: Medical
Interests:  nachos, kung fu theater, frogs in blenders, hoola girls, wet banana, 8 track trucker song collection