Well, where I start here...I'm not really good with women or even people in general for that matter due to my almost complete lack of social skills. I'm going through financially lean times right now so suffice to say I eat a lot of cereal and Mac & Cheese. I accept people for who they are unless I disagree with them. I can quote Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi word for word as well as act the whole thing out with rather impressive accuracy. I have a childish fascination with poop humor. I watch a lot of softcore porn on HBO and Cinemax, and I do so for the storyline thank you very much. I enjoy dressing well, but I don't like working to afford being able to do so. I like to stay in shape, but I don't like to exercise. I procrastinate things as long as possible or until I'm frantically forced to do them. My life is guided by an unrealistic sense of ambition by which I have virtually no means to fulfill. I have very few friends and even fewer discernable talents.   Send me a message!

Profession: Salesman
Interests:  Singing, Star Wars, video games, attention, exploring, eating, laying down, martial arts, watching Disney movies, dinosaurs, making farting noises with my mouth, being both extraordinarily great and exceptionally humble, looking FABULOUS, and petting doggies