“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god;
look straight at me and you see yourself”

“I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.”

This is my train. There are many like it but this one is mine. My train is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my train is useless. Without my train I am useless. I must fire my train true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my train and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Behold....the Train!!!

One, two, Etrains coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again

Some people call me the train driver, yeah
Some call me the locomotive
Some people call me Etrain
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love


Going on vacation...leave a message at the beep!!!

One Train to rule them all, one Train to find them, one Train to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

So give me a stage..... where this Train can rage.... And though I could fight....I'd much rather recite.... that's entertainment!!!

Get your straight jackets on tonight!!

I am a single father of 2 boys, and yes I have custody of them. For fun I like to play my guitar, rollerblade, watch movies, and swim...and yes, I know Charles Manson is up as my pic sometimes...and the most often asked question....I will just answer by saying...All night long baby...whoo!!!!!...lololol...oh yes...I'm not vain...the song really is about me....one last warning..You don't tug on Superman's cape... You don't spit into the wind... You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger... And you don't mess around with Etrain!!! My new Myspace is up: http://www.myspace.com/e__train

You know what they say....Once you go train, you never complain!!!

Yeah, this is a story of a famous train
For the train that chases its tail will be dizzy
These are clapping trains, rhythmic trains
Harmonic trains, house trains, street trains
Trains of the world unite
Dancin' trains
Yeah
Countin' trains, funky trains
Nasty Trains (TRAIN!!!)

Atomic E-Train
Atomic E-Train

and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

The greatest trick that Etrain ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...and like that... he was gone.

I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.

Tell me something, my friend...Have you ever danced with the Etrain in the pale moonlight?

He who hesitates, masturbates

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger

It is the mucus that binds us.

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer

PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT
(2/19-3/20)
Adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with.


All our times have come
Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the ETRAIN
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain..you can be like they are
Come on baby...don't fear the ETRAIN
Baby take my hand...don't fear the ETRAIN
We'll be able to fly...don't fear the ETRAIN
Baby I'm your TRAIN...

O Pickle, Pickle! Wherefore art thou Pickle?
Deny thy gerkin and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but jarred my love,
And I'll no longer be a Pickle.



The Train

Etrain travels through the threads
With a long and hard whistle
Making sure we all know
He's a thorn, not just a thistle.

As much as he might try
To blow steam and be annoying
All privy Mingler's know
He's just teasing and toying.

If you're just crazy enough
To post a thread on "Rate This"
You'll hear from our beloved Etrain,
"You're very pretty, young miss."

Who's the train
That's a sex machine???
ETRAIN!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
ETRAIN!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
ETRAIN!
Right On!

They say this cat Etrain is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!


I am...THE train that will drive you insane when your walking in the rain with nothing to gain...don't take a plane, you have to abstain cause it ain't humane and you'll be slain...If you go to Spain you'll get a big migraine but if you take THE train you'll be ordained

Women- the only Frontier. These are the voyages of the train, Etrain. Its five-year mission: To explore strange new girls. To seek out new ladies and nude women. To boldly go where no train has gone before.

I'm too sexy for this thread too sexy for this thread
Too sexy its said
And I'm too sexy for this site
Too sexy for this site and you know that I'm right
I'm a train you know I'm insane
And I do my little turn on the train track
Yeah on the train track on the train track yeah
I shake my little touche on the train track   Send me a message!

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