P.S. (pre script, lol): Read my whole about me section before clicking yes on mutual match please. I don't want a bunch of matches that aren't going to write. I'm putting everything I can think of to say about myself in here, so anyone who's interested has the ball in thier court and should say hi and tell me about thereself.

I'm into walking the middle way. I'm not into Taoism, but I like some of it's thoughts. There are good and bad ideas in every group, and I'm into finding the good in everything and living that goodness to the fullest. And I just watched ''Hot Rod'' with Andy Sandberg and loved when he said ''life's short; stunt it'', LOL! I'm all about helping people. Whatever good I can do; I'll do my very best. I look up to great leaders like Ghandi, Buddha, the Dahli lama, Jesus of Nazereth, Joan of Ark, Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., and our for fathers who wrote the Declaration of Independance and the Constitution (despite the fact that most politicians after them have been inccubi, lol). And I want to be great like all of those wonderful heroes. I believe in Peace, Love, Charity and Equality. And I want to find someone who believes in these things too.

The middle way is great. I'm a biker ''and'' a Hippy. Although I prefer denim over tiedye, lol. If I could get black denim hemp pants or something like that, then I'd wear them. I wear leather as a way of not letting a cow die in vain. And I'll wear it till we as a people stop the slaughter of innocent animals. Anyhow; I love being active. Jumping around, climbing things, skateboarding, breakdancing, capeora, parkour, playing sports (but not watching them), being hilarious (lol), etc. But I love serene things too, like sitting by water, meditating, tai chi (I don't know it, but I want to learn it), relaxing while listening to music, and so on. I don't follow groups and their ideology that if you're into one thing, you can't be into another. That's not for me. I'm all about living life to the fullest. One of my role models is a skateboarder named Mike Vallely. He's all about skating as a form of self expression. He tells kids to be friends with all the other kids, to not exclude anyone, to support each other, and stick together. That's a great lesson to give, and I'd like to be a role model to people some day.

I'm looking for a best friend. I'm a feminist, which for a guy is also walking the middle way. I dislike the old 1920's mentality that still lingers stagnantly till this very day. And I want to help change that. Anyhow; I want to do things together. To share all of our passions. To walk on the edge with one another. I want to learn to do the things that the girl I meet loves to do, and I want to teach her to do the things that I love. Bikers always have a girl on the back of their bike, but I'd rather her have her own bike and ride beside me. I don't like the whole ''badass and barbie'' bullcrap, lol. I'd rather be two pirates fyling through the night, hahaha. And as for looks; I think that everyone is beautiful in their own way. Tom Jones is lame though, LOL! But Carlton dancing to Tom Jones is Awesome! haha. But yeah; I'm way more interested in what's on the inside.

Here's my story as of now. I'm taking it easy. I work, but not too hard, lol. I'm starting a business and will be working a normal amount, (but making a lot of dough) but right now I'm just enjoying working on my bike with my dad. I'm definitely not into materialism, so as long as I have sustenance and a home, I'm smiling. That's the way I always want to be, but a little different. I want security, you know? Living like a wolf is fine when you're young, but eventually you want to know where your next meal is coming from, lol. Because of my circumstances I go some days without eating. But I don't worry about it. I have family and friends, so my heart is happy. But my dream that I'm working toward is to have a house (I suppose everyone wants that), but a small one. I only think of a house as shelter. I have seriously spent too much of my childhood sitting around bored. So when I'm not out doing stuff; I need a place for my soulmate and I to sleep. You know? I think that a house (for an active person) should really only be big enough for a bed, closet, kitchen and bathroom. So really; I'd like to buy some land and build a small house, and build a mini ramp and pool for skating on the rest of it. No stupid living room for sitting in, no moron rec room (more fun outside), etc. And if it's raining; who cares? I also want to live somewhere warm; I'm sick of winter. Anway; when I'm not doing normal money making work; I'm into other stuff like writing. I'll probably make millions of dollars someday, but I'm not going to keep any of it that I don't really need. I'll give the rest to charity. And I don't think that anyone should ever buy anyone else anything ever. You work so you can have what you want. You befriend people and treat them well and have fun with them to let them know you love them. So I'm against the whole ''gift'' idea. You want something; go buy it. You know? If I love you I'll tell you that I love you. And I don't like borrowing money; or mooching. So a girl really shouldn't care about my job. Unless she's worried that the person she loves is going to starve. But that's not a problem. So don't give me anything but your friendship, and I'll do the same for you.

I don't know what else to say. My favorite color is green. I like all kinds of music. I play guitar, sing, and write poetry. And...... I guess that's about it. If the person I meet lives in another state; we can just email the way friends would until one of us has the means to move. You know me now; and you can send me a long email like this and let me know all about you. We really don't have to spend a million years ''getting to know each other''. And if you're in Chicago; and you like me and I like you; let's go out on a date. If somebody approached you in a store and asked you out; you would probably go out in a few days. But people online get to know someone better by reading what they have to say about themselves; then want to email for a millions years; then talk on the phone for a billion, then act real shy about meeting up. That's stupid! Ah well; friends like these eh? lol.

So anyways; peace out ya'll :)~

~Carl Hofflander~   Send me a message!

Profession: Being Awesome, lol.
Interests:  skateboarding, Going out, riding motorcycles, having fun, anything exciting, etc.