someday i hope to settle dwn in a nice purple pineapple under the sea... ok a bit about me.. like most i have a few small character flaws ... one time i parked in a handicaped parking spot, and when got caught acted accordingly, see i belive weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals well except the weasle of course.... id like to meet a girl whos strong and independant so when i sleep with her funnier hotter best friend she'l get through it without the need for time consuming restraining orders ... i come across shy sometimes but thats just till i get to know u and u drop your guard then il be like a rat up a drain pipe .. bam ..... if u found this offensive or not amusing email your complaints to x my ass.com ha if u really want to know the real me then ask but be warned im a lil cheeky and i have nunchucks not afraid to use em ha ;-)   Send me a message!

Profession: health and fitness instructor
Interests:  music, travel, luv trying anything new thats fun, out with my friends, getting paid to make new ones ie being on here haha suckers