Currently seperated and have been since June of 06, with absolustly no chance of working things out. At this point in my life I am looking for someone to prove to me that not everyone is the same and that there is someone out there that can make me believe in people.

Stop by and say HI sometime.


Things I've Learned



1. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses.


2. I've learned that you should never compare yourself to others -- they are more screwed up than you think.


3. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.


4. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.


5. I've learned not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.


6. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.


7. I've learned there is a fine line between genius and insanity.


8. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the butt are permanent.

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Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it
and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says ' Wow, that's some hole, I can't even
see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?'

The second hunter says' I don't know, let's throw something
down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.'

The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here,
give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see'.

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two
and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there
listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling
in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a
goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole
with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking
in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all
about, an old farmer walks up. 'Say there', says the farmer,
'you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here
anywhere, did you?'

The first hunter says ' Funny you should ask, but we were
just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out
of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped
headfirst into this hole here!'

And the old farmer said ' Why that's impossible, I had him
chained to a transmission!   Send me a message!

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