I don't want to be one of those jerks that has to start their profiles out by making demands of the people on this site. I really don't want to do that.. BUT, I wouldn't be on here if I wasn't interested in making a worthwhile connection with someone interested in dating me - wherever they may be from. I would really love it if you don't click 'yes' unless you are actually interested in me, my personality and not just my face (never thought I'd say that before). Sorry, you may continue to read my profile and if you decide not to - sorry you're missing out. :D

I'm a freelance writer who believes in monogamy. I believe in expressing yourself freely and not worrying what other people think. I despise long walks on the beach. I don't know who invented sand but it's not fun to dig out of all your crevices (I wrote this as a joke but I get a lot of messages from people saying they do or don't like the beach - weirdos). I enjoy putting on make up to take fun pictures but the majority of my time I wear little to none. I'm definitely not THAT girl. The kind of girl you see at at the mall with the hair and the nails and the cell phone.

I love animals. I want to have many - as many as I can. My passion for animals parallels my passion for writing. I don't see myself with out either in my life.

I get angry at the amount of people who have no sense of humor or who have no imagination. Just because you turn a certain age doesn't mean you should forget how to be a child. My imagination and child-like wonder is what keeps me from getting lost in this crummy world.

By the way, you wouldn't believe how many times I've read, "I'm a fairly laid back guy". I wish I could see on someone's profile, "I'm a high strung neurotic George Costanza kind of guy" Though Costanza's not my prototype for men, I have to say anything is better than "I'm a laid back/easy going guy". Two thirds of the male profiles on this site say that and I, personally, find it hard to believe there could be so many. If you say you are laid back or easy going in your profile, I have a test designed to find out if this is actually true.

Another little tidbit of annoyance is anyone searching for their "princess". I like to play pretend as much as the next girl but if you're looking for your "princess" don't look this way. Unless your profile picture is you on a horse with armor on gesturing with your hand shielding your eyes looking far into the distance. If that's the case, well then you really are searching for your princess - so who am I to judge!?

Is there anyone out there who just hates stuff? Not the morose goth kids, just people that say what they like, what they don't like and have the guts to admit they aren't completely perfect. Where are those people? Conversely, I don't want to be with someone who's all gloom and doom all the time. You can be sad if you want but you have to be willing to look on the bright side. If you can't at all - move along.   Send me a message!

Profession: Freelance Writer
Interests:  hammocks, aircraft carriers, cuddling, kittens, puppies, cartoon monkeys, pirates, ninjas, teenage mutant ninja turtles, japan, manga, anime, hobbit houses, artistic expression, writing, fantasy, food, nose picking, pants peeing