FAIR WARNING!! By the time you finish reading my profile you will be thinking.. WOW.. I am totally in love with this man and he MUST become mine!!! Well.. just so's there is no misunderstandings.. I dont want to get married any time soon and you cant make me. All I am really seeking is casual dates and good friends. . I know how disappointed you must be and I'm sorry. But I'm sure in time.. you'll be able to accept it. I was a professional chef for a few hundred years ( or so it seemed sometimes) and I still love to cook for someone special.. Mainly because it gives me a chance to show off and have you shower me with praise. I'm also told that my big strong hands were just made for giving awesome massages. My friends tell me I have an excellant, if sometimes warped, sense of humor.. which is good since I am an aspiring comedian and a sense of humor kinda helps... I love most music.. except for country.. I can handle it for a short while if i must but would rather not.. I still like the alternative kind of stuff.. I love most animals.. not to fond of dogs that think their job is to bite hunks out of my butt.. but cool mellow dogs that know their pecking order on the food chain are alright..Horses are great from a distance but they seem to hate me.. even the coin operated kind and besides.. I have a hard time trusting anything that can poop and walk at the same time..they are beautiful animals to look at..just dont ask me to get on one.. because i'm just going to fall off anyway..I dont ask much of you.. have an excellant sense of humor.. be non judgemental and open minded.. dont steal the toy out of my cracker jacks..and have lots less facial hair than I do..And now.. since I know you are just waiting to fill my inbox with flowery letters of awe.. love and devotion.. you may do so at this time. One last thing.. I'm a tad shy.. stop giggling.. I am really.. So I dont make first contact very often.. so if you see me checking you out and I dont say HI.. that pretty much means you are suppose to.   Send me a message!

Profession: Part time comedian.. full time deviant.
Interests:  Hiking.. Camping.. Music..Cooking.. Being A Stud Muffin