ME: Absolutely adorable and intrinsically lovable…Sophomorically hysterical! Better looking than Walter Mathau… Not quite as good looking as Pee Wee Herman… About as tall as Morey Amsterdam… Tell you what, tell me what you want and I'll try to photo for you holding a current newspaper and remember, "Photoshop don't lie damnit"! or look for me riding a stationary bike in the therapy room VA scene in Born on the Fourth of July. You'll get 2 chances if your quick....I was younger then and not as hot looking as Ernest Borgnine like now! Gravity is my very own plastic surgeon!
LOVE MY DOGS!!! Singer in Major Doody and the Punchbowl Turdles (see MySpace to hear) & The Overlords of Mayberry and soon, a Traveling Wilbury’s spin off, “The Meandering Dingleberries”…Love clever movies and art and music…Charming intellect...Love of animals…Short filmmaker…Painter…Sculptor…Like to play/write music and have a couple of cold ones on the weekends...Mensa member (as with most Mensan's, an under achiever)… excellent physical condition medically but think I'm too thick physically, the doc says it isn't so, (he lies)…Moral characteristics of a Sheriff Andy Taylor with a stiffy
Vices??? Right now I smoke (working to quit), drink some and carry on like a 30 year old (not to dis 30 yr olds)…since birth quite oversexed, libidinous and satyric (due to testosterone levels I assume)…not a cheater, liar or thief… …love parties…can repair ANYTHING except cars….have energetic and adventuresome libido…wondering in my life now “where does one go from here?” Looking for friend, someone to do stuff with, bull**** about the world…Big heart....recently financially damaged by prior relationship...not too damned ugly...recently addicted to ice cream...bathroom humor.......plan to continue creative endeavors...kind giving...responsible...thrift stores!.....As far as relationships Ive just learned the hard way to get choosy and venture carefully...Rarely will I meet someone “off the fly” (excuse the pun. Was there a pun?) Also, no pic, no response and crappy pics that offer no visual clues are the same as no pic. (in the dark, way out of focus, etc) First, email, chat, vid chat, etc. If that works, telephony (dial 1 for …..) Then, if we have a jam going, maybe you could come down to the asylum and have lunch in the cafeteria with me!?! Great Jello there! Then, if you like the Jello, we could either a: get drunk and…(woops again!) b: start planning the divorce c: groom one another or d: say BINGO and enjoy what may well be a most wonderous ride!!! Sound like a bunch of crap to go through just to meet a guy called Doody huh? Trust me, the anticipation can be so pleasantly intoxicating!!! (and gives you time to think)

LOOKING FOR THE BEST COMPANION MONEY CAN’T BUY!

Later bators!
Da Dood

YOU: Absolutely adorable and intrinsically loveable…Sophomorically hysterical... and toxically cute!
Gotta love dogs!….prefer creative intellects to collaborate with..

I don’t give two squirts from a monkey’s butt about your drinking, recreational drug use, bisexuality, polyamorism, smoking, lifestylers or any other vice or indulgences as long as it's not screwing anyone up or life threatening including yo’self folks...

Don’t care about your education or occupation. ( I know many stupid “scholars” and asshole movie directors!)
How bout a sweet Taco Bell guacamole girl that can work a compound miter saw, create by providence, enthusiastically absorbs knowledge, thinks conceptually, has a firm bum and knows how to give a great..... (stop it Doody!)
Anyone can get an education, smart’s a little tougher to come by…AND SEXYHOT!

Sorry but eatiing disorders, untreated bipolar, depressives, etc. need not respond. Dealt with all that already. No negative baggage.....I’m no skycap

just being honest about myself and who I'm looking for to avoid confusion....

other than that...if you can tolerate the stuff in my part above...CONTACT ME CAUSE YOUR ONE IN A MILLION and DAMN WE’RE GONNA HAVE A TIME!!!

Oh, 1 more VERY important question????
Do you know who Icky Twerp is?   Send me a message!

Profession: Craftsman
Interests:  Art, film, music