First of all, I love rock and metal music, but if you've ever quoted "You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same", for anything (ie: headlines, favorite quotes, signatures, purchased a shirt containing said phrase... And especially if you've ever actually said it to someone!!) please refrain from messaging me; I can't take you seriously.

I'm a highly sarcastic person. I have a good sense of when it's time to stop, though. I get along well with different types of people. I'm disgusted by tragic people.

I'm pretty picky. If you have any of the following traits, you need not be alive, let alone apply:

Aversion to showers.
Crying jags.
Bad hair.
You are a metrosexual who uses more products than I do.

Please, for the love of god, have the following:
Common sense
Good music taste
Humor (probably the offensive sense)
A face that isn't reminiscent of Elephant Man.



I also like all sorts of music (such as: blind melon, beastie boys, blue october, lil wayne, birdman, lil wyte, lamb of god, devildriver, 16volt, brand new, cake, mindless self indulgence, power raymond, mod flanders conspiracy, the postal service, black sabbath, mudvayne, the vapors, jack off jill, etc.) Favorite being metal. I love being introduced to different bands, artists and musicians.   Send me a message!

Profession: Security
Interests:  trying new things, your mom, live music, randomness, music, talk radio, reading