http://www.justsayhi.com/purplecat
5' 5"
Slender
Red
White / Caucasian
Um , about me eh , hmmmmmm ,
Well I am not fire proof , water proof , or earthquake proof , at all , yes I admit it , although I do bounce if the impact is great enough ,
I still have not figured out how to avoid spontanious combustion , so I really think I need a partner who is fast with the fire extinguisher , and NOT afraid of catching on fire them selves (its been known to happen ) .
The sucsessfull candidate also should have a good understanding of quantum physics and nuclear physics as I am also a mad scientist on the side and am in the midst of plans to take over the universe...
an interest in Genetics and Biotechnology would be an asset but not yet a requirement.....
interested candidates should contact administration .....AND NOT JUST STROLL ON BY CAUSE IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN IF YA JUST KEEEP WALKIN PAST AN NOT APPLYING FOR THE SAID POSTITION!!...........
MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO APPLY
WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN NUTS ....... ALLERGIES BE FOREWARNED
ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED
CAUTION HAIR ENTANGLEMENT MAY OCCUR !! Send me a message!
Profession: crash test dummy
Interests: music, art, cooking, earth science, random accidents, extreme ironing, mad obstructions and cold fusion.
Never married
Yes, they live at home
Undecided/open
No answer
Occasionally
Other
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Robertiaz : 05/26/08 When are you coming home???The kids are hungry they don't even know your name any more.I keep a candle in the window evey night please find your way home to us.HEHEHE never mind I ate them last night,they where crunchy but less filling taste great.Big Hug -R |
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Robertiaz : 05/08/08 I would kill for her,and I did |
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whispertoascream : 04/21/08 | SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __. |_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI -IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE -IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY -IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY -IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY -IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI -AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE Send this to all ur sexii friends. Including person who sent it to u"" |
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wiley : 04/20/08 | SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __. |_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON JUSTSAYHI! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI -IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE -IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY -IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY -IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY -IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI -AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE FUCKIN FINE Send this to all ur sexii friends. Including person who sent it to u"" |
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BluesGeek : 04/20/08 I suddenly know what I want to come back in the next life as... your work gloves.... ;)))) |
