My name is Ben. I am a former theater major, a current psych major, a pop culture buff, a geek, a friend and an aspiring intellectual. I'm a comedian with no audience, a writer with no inspiration, and an actor with limited initiative. I've been called cynical (but in a good way), sarcastic (pronounced "kinda funny, I guess"), and oddly passionate about things that things most other people couldn't care less about (Michelangelo was the best turtle and don't bother disagreeing. I've killed a man for less.) I can be loud and obscene, or quiet and contemplative. The real trick is being both at the same time.

...but I digress.   Send me a message!

Profession: Student
Interests:  Theater, movies, music, reading, videogames, sarcasm, apathy, long walks on the beach, etc.