Fun guy, no felonies, clean socks just looking for a few people to hang out with. Conjoined twins are out. And you really really really have to be a woman. There's no wiggle room here.

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I'm not seriously looking for anything so it seems contradictory to note what I'm looking for. But if I WAS looking for something it would have to be tolerance and a good heart. I don't care how irreverant or outrageous you are as long as, when it's required, you're truly tolerant of others, can find some humility in yourself, and you try to find the good in those around you.
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Rules of Engagement:
I don't generally build relationships from emails. If you want to get to know me, check the forums. You're going to find out a lot more about me there anyhow.

I'm not really looking for a long distance romance, which is about all you can get here. I'm not saying it would never happen to me.... I'm just saying it would never happen to me. ;) My life is complicated enough. I know. Plenty of people meet online, fall in love, and find a way to make it work. I'm just not likely to be one of those people.

If you do decide to 'cold email' me, then send something more than 'Hi'. I realize it takes a lot of guts to email someone you don't know (hence my suggestion to check the forums), but I can tell you that the things I will infer (rightly or wrongly) from 'Hi' are not very positive. Say something witty, or meaningful, or helpful, or something. Express yourself so I know you have a personality and you're not just a stalker. Frankly, even the stalkers are better at expressing themselves.

It's ok to be a smartass, it's ok to make fun of me, it's ok to make fun of just about anything. Just don't be rude.
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Things I have learned since I started coming here:

1. The best way to meet new people is on the forums. Unfortunately most of them are a buzzillion miles away.

2. Some people are not what they seem. Some people are much more than they show. And some people are like cracker jacks...... a nice treat with a prize inside!

3. Many people here need some serious help! But somehow that makes them all the more endearing

4. Most everyone here is searching for something missing in their lives... a friendship, some sort of intimacy, love, a need to be heard, whatever. If you can't build them up then at least don't tear them down.
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THE ROAD NOT TAKEN

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth

Then took the other as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet, knowing how way leads onto way
I doubted if I should ever come back

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled by
And that has made all the difference
-- Robert Frost

"When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it."
-- Yogi Berra


And that's it for now. Had to be prodded to update the profile by some bossy girl ;) Hope she's happy now.   Send me a message!

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