*Hey, I'm Kenny. I'm an ex-clothing salesman who could never quite translate the...um... "outgoingness" needed for selling jeans to the outgoingness needed for asking someone out: thus, my presence here.

*I absolutely love sports, especially the Atlanta teams (though, aside from the Braves in 1995, it's been a very one-sided relationship).

*I am intensely competitive and get very frustrated when I lose. I get especially mad when I lose at simple things like Monopoly (which is, like, *every time I play it). In a related story, Monopoly is my favorite board game...but people don't like to play it with me.

*I work security for a huge Fortune 500 Company. My duties include sitting there, sitting there some more, and not falling asleep.

*I am very intelligent but I don't use 6-syllable words when a word that's less than 6 syllables would suffice: consequently, people can carry on a conversation with me without consulting Webster or Roget, lol.

*I read very sparingly but do try to consult the Good Book every day. Sometimes I miss a day but generally I'm pretty steady with it.

*I am a very sarcastic person but, in an ironic twist, I don't usually enjoy the company of other sarcastic people: I find them annoying (I think God gets a kick out of those interactions, which may explain this odd pairing of characteristics).

*I think Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal is hilarious...which became a problem when we were told to silently read the story in my high school literature class: It's hard to "silently" do anything when you're laughing out loud every few minutes.

*I love Mark Twain...which probably puts me in the minority among those of us born after 1890.

*I am a huge fan of dc Talk, am currently trying to forgive them for becoming solo artists, and am patiently awaiting their triumphant return.

*I also like rap: unfortunately I cannot relate to buying jeans fourteen sizes too big, carrying heavy artillery in my waistline, or wearing jewelry that weighs (and costs) more than my car: thus, I tend to stick to Christian rap artists.

*Contrary to the tastes of my fellow Georgians, I do not like country music or Ray Charles. I would like to live in Florida someday, which my parents think is crazy (yep, I want to live where it's warm year-round and where I'm within driving distance of beaches...imagine that).

*I am currently in college getting my business degree and hope to make lots of money one day. Eventually, I would like to travel to different countries and use that lots of money to make a difference in people's lives.

*I am very creative and am hoping to use that creativity to start a business either in the fashion or multimedia industry...but that's up to God.

*Finally, I am currently recognized by Guinness as the holder of two world records relating to dating websites: 1) most consecutive sentences talking about myself and 2) longest profile in the history of the world. If I sound interesting at all, send me a message. I'd love to hear from ya ;)   Send me a message!

Profession: Security Guard
Interests:  sports, music, God