In a nutshell, I'm a Christian girl with a few hidden tattoos, a foul mouth, poor church attendance, a good heart, an amazing soul, nice butt, and a great smile. I'm a sucker for a man who is independent, full of passion, "gets" my sense of humor, with any religon that doesn't worship Satan (although, if that's what your into I know a few people who will be taking the "express" route and I could probably put in a good word"). Hey, what can I say, I'm a giver! I'm pretty outgoing, I've been told I can talk to anyone. I think it's safe to say that my friends would describe me as funny and they would probably also tell you that I'm a smart ass (is that one word or two, you'd think I know that one). My probation officer will give you a letter of reference should you need one, he says I am punctual and well reformed! Most would read this and start to believe that I might not be the girl you'd want to take home to meet mom and dad. I would just like to tell you that I majored in performing arts and I am a fabulous actress! Although if that fails I can still harness one of my other personalities, trust me , some of them are real winners! If you don't believe me you can always ask my mom and my uncle-daddy. Ha Ha. Please proof read your e-mails. A typo here or there is one thing, but if you are a Special Olympics, helmet-wearing, short bus riding kind of dumb then you'd better be Hot!!!! Oh, and one more thing, make sure your pictures are current. Within the last year would qualify as current. If in the picture your wardrobe looks like it came off the set of 90210 or Saved by the Bell, then it's time to update.   Send me a message!

Profession: Healthcare
Interests:  Throwing rave parties for epileptics, Sitting too close to the TV, Walking under ladders, Staring directly at the sun, Tripping the elderly, Running w/ scissors, taking candy from babies, self-loathing, destroying the hopes and dreams of those around me, I could go on and on