I am not looking for any kind or relationship right now except for friends,penpals,etc.

Hello, people. I am a very original person be that good or bad that's who I am. I am also quite shy until I get to know you and I have a very sarcastic sense of humour. I love hats and bright colors. Rock music is my favorite and I love going to concerts. Some of my favorite bands are Slipknot, Buckcherry, 3 Doors Down, Vayden, Papa Roach, Soul Asylem and Eminem. Though I do like and listen to other kinds of music on occation.

I play classical piano though my constant pain is that my hands are too small to play a lot of music that I love. I paint my furniture when I am bored so if you like the colour white don't bother reading any further.

I absolutely adore movies some of my favorite movies are The Boondock Saints, Fresh, A Good Baby, The Lost Boys, Eddie and the Cruisers, Neptune's Daughter, The Prophecy 1,2,3, Leperchaun and all the sequels Critters and all the sequels, The Tender Trap, and just about anything based even slightly on Jane Austin's storys or Shakespeare. Some of my favorite series are House, Bones, Boston Legal, The Sentinal, Special Unit Two, C.S.I.Miami and Kyle xy. I'll read anything that might catch my eye no matter how varied I like poetry, mysterys,horror, westerns, etc. etc.

I love cold weather and animals and I'm a huge fan of a good chocolate martini.

I hate the ocean and the beach so if you can't live without them it's time to quit reading. I know this may sound corny or childish but I love the zoo. I would be estatic if someday in the future I would be able to travel and I'm interested in learning new languages but as of now I only speak English.

I have seen many a drab profile in which people have professed their desire to find "Mr. or Miss Right" while avoiding the "players" I find that a tad passe. Allow me to reposition the issue if I can " you may be able to capture my attention with quick witted smooth talk and though I do love a quick witt you shall never hold my heart without substance.

If you have a on-going issue with the suspention of your pants meaning that they are around your knees instead of around your waist then I implore you to look elsewhere.

Also rudeness is a big turn-off.

I'm glad that you have chosen to continue reading, as it shows you fear not the adult relationship. I seek a man not a boy mind you who can be my proverbial partner in crime as well as in charity.

If you can discuss the plot line in Pride and Prejudice I will be very impressed.

So please drop me an email. I will answer every email I get.

Also I want to say that if anyone has seen the show The Black Donnelleys,
I found a petition online to try to get them a second season.

FOOTNOTE: Grapfruit-sized barbs of sarcastic hail will befall you at the hands of my JSH/M2 big brother Cleanbathroom - should you ignore my demands of character here. I suggest you play nice. He's pretty obnoxious. (Thank's CB)   Send me a message!

Profession: cashier
Interests:  Movies, reading, rock music, travel, language.